Riff Raft
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Aug 09, 2015 at 12:05AM EDT.
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Crimeariver
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This thread would make Karoler proud.
Look out blubber, the new riff raff king is coming your way.
nice meme
LNH
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lol we should give him modship a custom badge and rights to make blog posts lol that would be so crazy for jokes right haha
Quite a Raft you got there! Can it float on the Rift?
No
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woah comedy genius over here
Lutien
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Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
Sir Soundwave
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Pippeli
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really funny shit right here funny as shit fuck
Emperor Palpitoad
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mfw people start ignoring the best riff raft thread ever
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
mfw people start ignoring the best riff raft thread ever
>reviving dead jokes
fag
Grand Dad wrote:
>reviving dead jokes
fag
Lutien
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Roarshack wrote:
Man, that Filthy Frank video was so perfectly timed it almost seemed you two "roasters" are the same! 10/10 burn, fellow memers! ;-)
LNH
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the only people that should be given the right to vote are people that use filthy frank and jontron reaction videos
This is gold! I just peed myself!
Spirit Coyote
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Lutien wrote:
Man, that Filthy Frank video was so perfectly timed it almost seemed you two "roasters" are the same! 10/10 burn, fellow memers! ;-)
are u patronising me boy
Grand Dad wrote:
are u patronising me boy
wow lurk…… looks like you just got………
Roy G. Biv
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The rift raft is really quite a magnificent raft.
It's beauty is simply unmatched, from fore to aft.
Whoever created it 'twas a master of their craft.
Beware whoever in this thread at the craft who did laugh.
For you shall be burned so severely thou shalt need a skin graft.
And people all over the world shall mock thee for thine gaff.
Including the dead, like William Howard Taft.
Your lameness will become so immense that it will be impossible to graph.
And a declaration of war against you all the world's nations will draft.
So heed this warning; have respect for the rift raft.
Emperor Palpitoad
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Roy G. Biv wrote:
The rift raft is really quite a magnificent raft.
It's beauty is simply unmatched, from fore to aft.
Whoever created it 'twas a master of their craft.
Beware whoever in this thread at the craft who did laugh.
For you shall be burned so severely thou shalt need a skin graft.
And people all over the world shall mock thee for thine gaff.
Including the dead, like William Howard Taft.
Your lameness will become so immense that it will be impossible to graph.
And a declaration of war against you all the world's nations will draft.
So heed this warning; have respect for the rift raft.
tbh you sound really wise and I would believe in whatever religion you created
Roy G. Biv
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Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
tbh you sound really wise and I would believe in whatever religion you created
Aw, shucks, you give me too much credit. I just used rhymezone.com and threm in a couple of thees and t'wases and other ye olde words. I didn't even bother using iambic pentameter or any sort of flow, really.
Sorry, I hope I don't sound like I'm chewing you out! I really do appreciate the compliment, I'm just really bashful and bad at accepting them.
P.S. I think you are great as well! I wish that I could say something more specific, but I'm not that good at giving compliments either. All I can say is that I think you are smart and nice. Sorry for my lameness and getting all serious and personal and awkward. MUST STOP WRITING BEFORE I REGRET THIS POST ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO!!!!!