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Last posted Aug 09, 2015 at 12:05AM EDT. Added Jul 27, 2015 at 06:28PM EDT
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Roarshack wrote:

Man, that Filthy Frank video was so perfectly timed it almost seemed you two "roasters" are the same! 10/10 burn, fellow memers! ;-)

Lutien wrote:

Man, that Filthy Frank video was so perfectly timed it almost seemed you two "roasters" are the same! 10/10 burn, fellow memers! ;-)

are u patronising me boy

Last edited Aug 08, 2015 at 01:12AM EDT

The rift raft is really quite a magnificent raft.
It's beauty is simply unmatched, from fore to aft.
Whoever created it 'twas a master of their craft.
Beware whoever in this thread at the craft who did laugh.
For you shall be burned so severely thou shalt need a skin graft.
And people all over the world shall mock thee for thine gaff.
Including the dead, like William Howard Taft.
Your lameness will become so immense that it will be impossible to graph.
And a declaration of war against you all the world's nations will draft.
So heed this warning; have respect for the rift raft.

Roy G. Biv wrote:

The rift raft is really quite a magnificent raft.
It's beauty is simply unmatched, from fore to aft.
Whoever created it 'twas a master of their craft.
Beware whoever in this thread at the craft who did laugh.
For you shall be burned so severely thou shalt need a skin graft.
And people all over the world shall mock thee for thine gaff.
Including the dead, like William Howard Taft.
Your lameness will become so immense that it will be impossible to graph.
And a declaration of war against you all the world's nations will draft.
So heed this warning; have respect for the rift raft.

tbh you sound really wise and I would believe in whatever religion you created

Emperor Palpitoad wrote:

tbh you sound really wise and I would believe in whatever religion you created

Aw, shucks, you give me too much credit. I just used rhymezone.com and threm in a couple of thees and t'wases and other ye olde words. I didn't even bother using iambic pentameter or any sort of flow, really.

Sorry, I hope I don't sound like I'm chewing you out! I really do appreciate the compliment, I'm just really bashful and bad at accepting them.

P.S. I think you are great as well! I wish that I could say something more specific, but I'm not that good at giving compliments either. All I can say is that I think you are smart and nice. Sorry for my lameness and getting all serious and personal and awkward. MUST STOP WRITING BEFORE I REGRET THIS POST ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO!!!!!

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