choose your anime item

*choose dad beans*

hahahaha now you can understand my passion for Cory in the House, father

can i have bombs?

I choose teh anime tidays.

Id be kinda creepy if my dad was into anime like i am (hes old) i guess ill go with the anime tiddies option.

The katana. I will look so cool… with my fedora, trenchcoat and beard.

My dad is dead to me. He can burn in the eternal flames of Hell or have himself endlessly tortured in the afterlife for all I care.

Now on topic!

Swords are cool. But, if I don't have the mobility and strength of a fictional character in this day in age, a fucking bullet can lay my ass down. So, unless picking up the sword can turn me in Raiden, where I can deflect bullets, run at high speeds, and have supernatural strength, and quick reflexes all at the same time, then a sword is pretty fucking useless to me.

The gf that likes me depends. Do they like me or love me? I don't need more than one. And really, she can stay the same for all I care. Be hitting uncanny valley if they turned "anime". Whatever turning anime is…

Really, I'm not a blood thirsty person and having a girl friend at this point of my life would be troubling for me. Would be cool to run around with an awesome sword and have some girl actually like me back and be my emotional support. But, in the long run, all three anime items are useless to me.