Copy and Paste Apology (Rachael Jones)
Dear Dad
It has come to my attention that my action of smoking le troling, could be seen as [X] offensive [ X] annoying [X] selfish [ ] hurtful. I never intended to do something you dissaprove of and that might make you feel you've failed or I'm stupid.
I want you to understand that I was merely trying to cope, though I can see now that it may appear that I was being weak and latching onto something that is only expensive and a bit disgusting and harmful.
Please accept my first apology. Moving forward, I will attempt to quit, one day. That said, I would very much appreciate it if you didn't get mad or find out or say anything to me if you do suspect it. I feel guilty already. And yes, Mum knows.
Sincerely, your youngest
Excuses:
[X] It's a habit
[ ] I am a naturally selfish person
[ ] I thought it would be funny
[ ] I didn't know it bothered you
[X] You were never supposed to know
[ ] I was [ ] lonely [ ] drunk [ ] hungry
[ ] It was my evil twin
I feel:
[X] Terrible
[X] Guilty
[X] Stupid