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Mine is 8
G8 B8 M8

Four

I'd actually be surprised if anybody scored lower than that.

I got like two, I don't even like half the stuff mentioned… so I guess I'm a hipster then?

3. Do you play Xbox and/or PC?

Playstation fanboy detected

8: Neckbeardish.

U wot m8? I'm not any of those.

I for one believe this is a poor test of how long one's beard hair is.

1 Yes.
2 Sometimes but I'll say no.
3 Yes. pc4lyfe
4 No.
5 No.
6 No.
7 yes. I like my cat girls
8 no
9 no
10 no. There is no friend zone
11 no despite how often I do it.
12 tool is okay but I don't consider myself a fan. No
13 no
14 fuck no. I shave that bitch
15 no
16 no
17 why is there no 17?
18 fuck all that noise. No
19 no
20 nice places but they got their problems too. No

Total: 3

Does this land in the hipster bracket with Artyom?

Ten

I somehow only got six. Though…. I said yes about wearing fedoras because I would like to wear a fedora, not because I actually wear them or even have one. Maybe I shouldn't have counted that…

Wow I got 2 holy shit I always thought I was an internal neckbeard apparently not. Eat shit Randomman.

3
4
7

1

5.
I'm getting there, guys!

I got six. I would've had seven had I not shaved recently.

I got two(2). Surprised I didn't get higher, tbh.

>11
NOT A TOTAL PLEB
NOT REDDITOR SCUM
To anyone who isn't neckbeardish

>7
Higher than I thought it would be, but still not too neckbeard. :^)

I'm a 6. Though I thought neckbeards were associated with either social democrats, anarcho capitalists and right libertarians.

Six

1. Watched MLP, never got into it.
2. Of course I watch anime, I'm a weeaboo.
3. Well, I prefer using it over my Wii U or PS3.
4. I'm a diest.
5. I'll drink it. But, it's not the best soda.
6. I like cool ranch doritos.
7. Depends on how they're drawn and such. Not my favorite type of porn. But, it's porn.
8. I hate wearing hats.
9. I want to be socially accepted, not look like a flasher. Plus, hate heavy coats.
10. I've been turned down before. But, that's inevitable when it comes to love and such.
11. Love flame wars and such. I just like to add fuel to the already burning fire.
12. Never heard of it.
13. Yeah, electric one. Got it for Christmas. String broke and never actually try playing.
14. It's either the mountain man look or 5 o'clock shadow look for me.
15. No. But, I do consider holding the door for people, regardless of gender and age, to be polite. Also, saying thank you and excuse me wont kill ya.
16. No, dislike both.
17. Where did you come from, where did you go?
18. I don't pay much attention to politics to care to be categorized.
19. It's my home country. Proud to be part Native American. Love nature, nature hates me.
20. All I know about those countries: Hot Swedish Girls. I don't even know where Denmark is on a map or what it has done. Then, you have the Xenophobic perverts that make my animus and mangos.

1. Hell Yes
2. Hell No
3. I used to own all the current consoles (PS3, Xbox, Wii, PC, ) and had fun with all of them
4. Agnostic so no
5. I rarely drink soda
6. I rarely eat junk food
7. Okay to look at it? No. But I have better things to do than rant about furry pr0nz
8. I own one but I've never actually worn it outside
9. No
10. Pfft, I've friendzoned girls
11. If it's not a troll on the opposing side, then yes
12. What that
13. Yes I play the guitar. (why is this here??) I also play the piano a bit too.
14. No
15. Sure why not
16. No
17. There is no 17
18. Capitalism seems to work fine thanks
19. Not really, I'd like to go there someday
20. Switzerland is the happiest country in the world. Why not follow that one instead.

Total: 5

>Not bringing up working-out
>Not bringing up contributing to society

I got 2
I bring shame by not being a neckbeard to whole maymay community

20-18=2

Only 2.

1. I used to watch FiM years ago, but gradually grew bored of it.
2. I'd rather read manga, but I do watch anime sometimes.
3. Yes. I play on every platform that I can get my hands on.
4. I don't believe in a god, but I don't go around trumpeting it like an idiot.
5. Maybe once every few years, so I guess it's closer to no.
6. Never tasted.
7. I find it disturbing, but mostly I just don't care.
8. No.
9. No.
10. No.
11. I don't really care one way or another. Maybe if there's an interesting subject?
12. I think AEnima is a cool song, but I don't really listen to Tool.
13. No.
14. Only if I don't bother shaving. I usually have a goatee.
15. No.
16. Never.
17.
18. Not to my knowledge.
19. I have a bit of distaste due to stereotypes. But I won't hate anyone due to nationality.
20. They have their own problems and issues. No country's perfect.

Full Points – 2

Semi Points – 4?

Total – 3 or 4 depending on how you look at it.

Got 2 too.

Still a winner, nerd.

I got 8.
Much lower than what I expected it to be.

1 1/2.

I answered yes to the "do You play Xbox and/or PC. (Just PC though)
The half is the "Do You watch anime" bit. I like a few older Japanese cartoons, but that's about it. Entertainment media-wise, Japan hasn't brought anything to the table in like, fifteen years.

4/20
(No joke)

Oops. Just realised. I accidentally skipped 7. And then gave my answer to 7 to 8

Thats Actually a yes to 7 and a no to 8. I don't have a fedora

That's what happens when you use the forums on your phone

2 out of 20

I got 5

Seven.

2, 3, 5, 6 and 13. But I must say that I don't combine 5 and 6 very often at all, and 2 is something I've got very controlled to be honest. 'Though I admit I do 3 (PC gaming) and 13 very often. (I wouldn't consider 13 to be a neckbeard trait… oh shut up, you just don't want to admit you're becoming a neckbeard NO, YOU SHUT UP! … Damn, my split personality…)

5

Today is a great day.

2. I play games on PC and I eat Doritos.

Four. And only because the author is a PS/Nintendo Fanboy.

And a big enough dumb-ass to forget number 17.