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try your very best to justify the act of satisfying natural urges with unnatural stimulus.

when you are aroused lines and colours which were products of human minds and not by nature then you shift your sexuality from the real to the abstract. while one could argue pornographic actors and actresses are also "fake" due to make-up/surgeries that overlooks the fact that the actors did look that way at that specific point in time.whether they look like that all the time is irrelevant. it was possible once and is therefore within the realm of the real. cartoons never reach that point because no matter how talented the artist, the images will always be 100% products of the human mind and therefore more symbolic and abstract than real life pornography.

i'm not sure what effects what shifting sexuality from realistic to symbolic will do to the human psyche. (from the posts of some of you i imagine anxiety/depression is either a cause or correlation to this kind of thing). but if psychoanalytical case studies are any indicator than it's not great.

any way try your best to explain why you hate real life so much that you have to jack your pud to cartoons.

Phat anime tiddies
Phat anime butts
Touch Fluffy Tail

it makes my wee wee feel good and gives me cool wizard powers,
Checkmate atheists :^)

i dont

2D > 3D

2D ladies can do things 3d ladies cant

besides i already accepted the fact im gonna die alone, might as well get used to the idea

Because seeing real girls reminds us off all the times we got rejected.

I'm amazed nobody has posted this yet.

Because cartoon girls got 'dem totally-not-sexist curves that the ache-plagued lovers in real life don't have….

Tumblr is gonna be pissed.

And maybe it's because I'm a neckbeard who gets rejected by every person.

Actually, the ability to become aroused by such fantastical images and concepts that are so outside the bounds of standard mammalian sexuality is a testament to the power of the human brain. If you can't, then I've got bad news for you…

Photographs and videos are not real people, they are still 2-D images resembling real people. Wether drawing, photography, written word, or any other type of language, the signifier is not the signified.

…but now I'm writing a serious post in RR. What has the world come to?

•Real porn is just a reminder of what others have that we will always lack, as everyone on hete is a fuckin' nerd.
•2D porn is exaggerated in a way that the characters are (most of the time) created specifically for the purpose of being jacked to.
•Cartoon porn is usually popular amongst 14 year old teens. So are memes. If you would take the time to visit our wonderul image galleries, you would see how those two things correlate.
•As Twisty mentioned, cartoon characters have qualities that regular humans don't have. For example, being dead, or some other fucked-up fetish many of the users here would enjoy.

>Blubber thread
>psychoanalytical case studies

Look at this bitch.

If you don't have your hand down your pants, pick up the phone, cause the pope wants to yell at your gay ass.

I honestly don't care what your preference in wanking material is.

Different strokes for different folks.

Because dragons don't exist in real life. :c

Because I'm not a pleb

>being dumb enough to try and explain normalfag fetishes

vaginas scare me so I only masturbate to traps and yoai. totally not gay tho.

They're so much hotter than real life!
Seriously, look at mai waifus!
Hanekawa…

and Tharja…

Talk about waifu material….

That's not to say that hot girls don't exist in real life, or that I'm not attracted to real girls. That would be a bad sign.

I'll watch porn of anything that has fat tits and a puffy vulva, real or not.

There's no irl porn of monster girls dominating people.

I can masturbate to 2D without it yelling at me to get down from the tree

I like Both Irl porn and hentai. Sometimes I get sick of real life and just go for hentai to just let my imagination go wild. Eventually I get fed up and go back to real life porn when I'm sick of looking at drawings.

I diversify!
!

see? this man gets it

Seriously, look at mai waifus!

I won't justify it, I'm just a loser

My god are there like only 3 people on the forums that don't jerk to drawings because that's what it's looking like. Also he sheer irony that minty is one of them when he's literally 2D.

Why wouldn't we fap to 2D porn? It's great.

Sure live action porn is great too, as long as the people I'm looking at don't mind being fapped toward

But 2D porn is where it gets creative. There's so many new interesting ideas and fetishes presented in 2D porn than live action cant offer.

And the best part is that 2D porn also dodges some ethical issues than porn of real people can sometimes have. Which is good if you don't feel good about treating real people as pieces of meat.

The key is to look out for the talented artists an appreciate what they have to offer

You're probably just over exaggerating it.

Everyone whacks it to drawings.

What anime is his avatar from anyway?

What I do with my penis and the images on my monitor is none of your business.
(Besides, I watch it for the plot)

Harem route all the way, man.

If everyone whacks to drawings why don't I? Checkmate athetits.

@Starscream

No clue I think I've heard of it though. I think it's about apes or something. Oh yeah it's called Apez. Or was it One Piece? Eh I have no clue really I'm no weeaboo.

I'm not gonna justify it. It's literally fucking disgusting.

Because I have

If it's 'murican cartoons, then it's justifiable because 'murica. If it's anime, then go kill urself. Anime is trash and should be dropped harder than ten fat mens.

If everyone whacks to drawings why don’t I?

Lies

I’m not gonna justify it. It’s literally fucking disgusting.

I found the asexual!

• some cartoons are sexualized better than ones irl.
• some fetishes could be acheived via cartoons.
• no cute monster girls irl.
• for quick access via mobile internet.

the real question is… wh̸a͘t a͘re ͠yóu̸ ̕g͡oin҉g ͜to d̀o͜ ̢to̢ ̶stop me͞?́

Gorillaz

Because it's easier and much better to get hard to an anime girl