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There is this really annoying guy called outside who is living downstairs, my parents said he need a place to go, apparently hes paying them 50$ a night, which I really doubt, he keeps on coming into my room and saying shit about space ships and “ayy lmao”
I’m getting really scared, you know how they say don’t get high on your own supply, well this guy has massive eyes and pale skin, I have no idea what this druglord is smoking nor what he is doing in my house.

Not only does he have some real druggie name “outside” he keeps on rambling on about a silver disc and how he needs to inspect me, or how he says “To see how far it can go”
I tried reasoning with my parents, saying hes a bloody creep but they don’t buy into it, saying “ayy lmao” in the process, he leaves about every hour saying “I’ll be back in just a sectoid” in his nasally brittle inhuman druggie voice.
How the hell do I get this weirdo called “Outside” outta my house?
(pic related a mug shot of the guy)

intoduce him to the tiny moustache man of racial purity, he'll solve your problem.

Bribe him with some weed.

Throw water on his face, druggies hate water.