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Tonight on National Geographic: The Waifu

Last posted Jul 24, 2015 at 08:46AM EDT. Added Jul 07, 2015 at 05:14AM EDT
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Tonight we are going to delve into the life of a waifu and see just exactly how they live.

There are many waifus in the world with very different and diverse lifestyles. We can't show them all but we will try and show as many waifus as possible.
We will talk about people who think the waifu is a shit and those that will smack a waifus ass in a gamestop. We will talk to those that have animal and even hybrid or as they say Anthro waifu.
Let us begin shall we?

How is a waifu born?:
Most waifus are born the same way as your mother give birth to you but after they are born they begin the journey into being a waifu. These early years for the waifu is known as The Loli years. These can be dificult years for the waifu.

Now here is Special Report about one such Loli and the difficulties she has had.

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Each year, up to 20,000 new waifus are created during breeding season. Their numbers are, unfortunately, greatly curtailed each time during their Loli years by numerous predators, especially those of the sexual variety.

Very few waifus ever reach maturity. In fact, the numbers are decreasing each year. In 2005, up to 3,000 new waifus were estimated to have survived. In 2014, this number fell to just 700. What could be causing this unsustainable waifu mortality rate? Let us take a closer look.

I have encountered many such specimens on my travels. Here is a more common breed I have photographed

Already one can see reasons for the grievous mortality rate…

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One of the many natural predators waifus encounter are the faceless old men.

They are versatile predators, usually hunting alone, though sometimes forming groups consisting of multiple (usually five or more) individuals. Due to their size advantage and natural camouflage, they can easily ambush and overpower an unexpecting waifu.

Here, we see the Purgamentus Waifus in its natural habitat

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Thanks for staying tuned. We now return to National Geographic: The Waifu.

Welcome back. We now take an in-depth look at Waifu abuse

What is waifu abuse? Is waifu abuse real or just an overblown reaction from 4chan?

Tonight we talk about one such case of a user accused of waifu abuse. We will not divulge his name but we will call him NotLori. NotLori is a male in his early adult years and is what some people would call a "Weeaboo". His childhood was like most weeaboos…

an abusive father who never understood him and his desire for waifus. He turned to the seedy underbelly of KYM. And what he found there was a community of fags that embraced his lustful desires for waifus. He thrived in this community until one day…..
He was asked to be a mod.

The stress of being a mod started getting to him and his waifu started showing signs of abuse and emotional neglect. He claimed the bruises on his waifu were her own fault. He claims that she was running late for school and she didn't see that her shoe was untied because of a piece of toast she had in her mouth, subsequently tripping and falling on her butt. Our sources tell a different story. Starting the day much like this: