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Hello dear Riff-Raff! I want to present you all a new project that clearly will benefit the forums and the whole userbase! What is it about? Pay a plane ticket to Estonia so our bellowed moderator Captain Blubber can beat Jungle Yiffer, local shitposter and stalker.

So, which is the goal, you say? Well, the average price of ticket planes from Toronto, Canada to Talllin, Estonia, are up to $10,000, this plus the traveling from Blubber's house to the airport and the airport to Yiffer's house make this campaign pretty expensive… But no worries, I've found a guy who is willing to lend us out a 1950 airplane for just $250! It doesn't seem pretty thrustworthy, but what the heck, we are talking about Blubber: If something happens while traveling it will be a win too! This plus other extras set the campaign's goal on just $700! It's just nothing! What are you waiting for to participate? Also, I've made this incredible banner in 2 minutes so you can support the petition!

You may wonder, why is Blubber naked? I though I could use his sex appeal to attract more people but I forgot we were talking about Blubber. And yes, he's wearing a fedora, because we all know how fabulous fedoras are, don't we?

Finally, let's talk about the part everybody's interesed for.. THE REWARDS! Donating certains ammounts of money will grant you some incredible treats!

• Contribute $0.01 or more – You will recieve an email by us thanking your contribution and insulting you for being a fucking stingy.
• Contribute $1 or more – You will recieve a dedicated email by Blubber thanking your contribution
• Contribute $5 or more – You will recieve an exclusive pen with the project's name (Note: We don't ensure the pen can be used)
• Contribute $50 or more – You will have a fancy dinner with Blubber on your nearest fast food restaurant! Enjoy junk food while listening on how Blubber got kicked from his school… again!
• Contribute $100 or more – You will have free access to Blubber's account FOR A WHOLE DAY! Does any user bother you? JUST BAN IT!
• Contribute $700 or more – [Insert some joke about prostituting Blubber]

Are you eaging to contribute? HERE'S THE LINK

Thanks Riff-Raff for your attention! Let's hope the project gets funded!

I'm pretty sure Blubber can kick Yiffer's ass from his own room but he just doesn't care

take all of my money.

Contributing $100 so I can ask Don to remove Riff-Raff from KYM

DAY 1 UPDATE:

THANKS YOU SO MUCH GUYS! We recieved approximatelly $0 as I'm writting this you bunch of tight-fisted! Remember, you still have 6 days until the project closes.

Just steal a plane from Canadian Air Force and fly it to Talinn

Do you accept payment in donger bills? [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

@Nuggets

And crash it…. WITH NO SURVIVORS!

@Milotic

Yes, they are absolutelly worthless like Sacagawea dollars but it's nice from you ^^

UPDATE 2:

It's the second day of seven and we still need $700 to reach our goal! To show our gratitude for your support and increase the incoming we decided to add a new reward! Contribute $25 or more and you will recieve a dedicated voice message… by Yiffer! Wait, did you think it would be Blubber? His voice is too deep for the continued consume of alcohol and other hard drugs… like love, so Yiffer will delight you with his Estonian ear rapping voice and will recite a song from popular metal bands like ISIS, Larval cunt or I hope you all die of cancer.

Who the hell is Yiffer?

@TripZ
359-555-0100 should give you free aircraft

UPDATE 3:

Only one day remains! And we have… 0… 0 dollars…

I could write something about how I feel, but I prefer Uwe Boll to do it for me

Remember, only one day…

I'm feeling really eager to watch Yiffer get his ass beaten so here's my offer: