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hi my name is matthew and i'm selling premium hashtags for the social media posts you will make about gay marriage. #lovewins is cool and all #equality is fine too. but if you really want to stand out on someone\s feed purchase one of my designer hashtags today!.

#You'reWelcomeGays – thanks to a group of straight folks gays can get married in the US, straights coming through to save the day again

#TwoGuysKissing – it's now legal to see two guys kiss, what a historic day

#WorldKeepUp – now that the most progressive country in the world can let two consenting adults enter the legal bonds of marriage, it's up to the rest of the world to follow suit

#HeDidIt – the "he" in this case is macklemore, patron saint of the underprivileged. this day would never have come if "same love" was not released. it has been 2 years, 11 months, 9 days since it came out, which is too close to 3 years for it not to be a coincidence.

#BlackPeopleNext – now that gay marriage is out of the way, we can now work towards black marriage being legalized

#AllChildSexualOffendersAreHomosexuals – spice things up a bit

#It'sNotGross – let the other children know that you don't think it's icky for gay people to love one another

#NowTheyCanHaveSex – it's a well known fact that sex only happens after marriage, so use this hashtag for all the homosexuals who can finally get that well-deserved nut

#NukeIsrael – fuck those guys in general

#RacistButNotHomophobic – let your friends know that you are still upset about the confederate flag thing but you support this decision

#ObamaSayFag – president obama has went on the air and said the word "nigger" now he is allowed to go on the air and say "faggot"

#WatchingGayPornToCelebrate – use this hashtag to connect with other straight people watching gay pornography to commemorate this monumental occasion

well that's all i have in stock, paypal me 8 dollars if you want to use these hashtags outside KYM. thanks a lot and have a great day! #Here'sToQueers

ill have you know i got MY own premium hashtags for double the tolerance

#SwedenYes – lets thank our muslim trans brothers in the other side in the world for teaching us the way of tolerance, Sweden Yes!.

#MLPforAll – as we all know, bronies are the most tolerant loving people in the world and they set the example for humanity in all of us, without them gays would still be unable to masturbate to colorful horse dicks without being called freaks

#NuketheBrits – just because

#GayMusicToday – to celebrate this glorious day, we urge everyone to listen to atleast 20 hours of gay music only, either music made by gays, music about gays or just otherwise any other homoerotic experiences set to instrumentals.

#ShareYaoi – Time to let everyone in your facebook know how tolerant you are! this hashtag includes a wide variety of yaoi animes, pictures and even porn, all for you to share to all your friends to show how okay you are about gays

#HereisToInmigrants – we all know inmigrants arent really people, but since the gays are now considered people, its time for inmigrants to be next

BRB watching the entire Gay section on Netflix.

>#BlackPeopleNext

Let's not rush things alright.

#blubberisgay Seems like a good one