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Generaal's journal, 21st of june 2015:
"I thought this war would have ended by now. I was deeply wrong. This pain has been going on for almost a year now. My friend Hrom is going insane and right now has ptsd. He went insane and ran into the battlefield and sustained a massive injury and is trying to recover. Will he be alright? Mentally he'll not recover. Will continue soon."

Op I have a question.

Which is worse? wwii or the great gamergate war.

At least WW2 ended and accomplished something

WW2 = 60 million people killed

Gamergate = 100 million desires to live on this planet anymore killed

Gamergate was clearly the greater catastrophe

The Gamergate War is literally a thousand times worse than WW2 because the gamergate war has thousands of SJWs, but WW2 only had one Hitler and he's dead now so it doesn't even count.

MFW valiant brave gamergaters sacrifice free time to fight SJWs.

Gamergate ain't a war. It's a natural disaster.

All that salt from the dried up lakes, and all those people suffering extreme thirst.

The drought is real.

Look at these commoners, asking themselves, what was the greater war? Really?

I was THERE. I was on the front lines. I WAS A SOLDIER. Fighting the difficult battle, charging against SJW after SJW. They may have militarized their attacks but I proved to be a hardened warrior. All of my training, all of my practice and all of my skill was all coming together to defeat a destructive enemy.

I rose through the ranks. I proved to be an excellent soldier. No SJW would bring me down.

Then, November happened. An incident that nobody could have ever predicted. This soldier had sustained a serious injury and had to be taken home. I remember… on my bed, I turned my head up to the doctor, covered in bandages… and asked, "Doc… DOC! What's… what's the prognosis?"

"I'm sorry, daigonite. It's permanent".

"WHAT?!"

"You are permanently a wannabe faggot. Nobody likes you, you stupid cunt. Please kill yourself".

I was devastated. I was stuck with this crippling disorder, left me in shambles. I almost killed myself but I'm not OP so I didn't. I spent months in therapy, trying to rebuild who I am. Dark times, man. Dark times. But I came out. I'm not the same person I used to be, but I'm here, and I'm alive.

So you little whippersnappers, you don't know… you don't know anything… about the great… gamergate… war…

what is this the gallery of the unfunniest people who continue to post in riff raff?

[finds the seat with my name on it]

if someone ever considered that a thread made over and over again would be made worse by a team of d-league forum posters they'd be right

[unfunny brone/weeb/estonian sits at computer]

how can i made a new and clever joke about the delusions of grandeur that gamergators have? oh yeah compare it to world war ii. maybe i'll make it look like gamergate is somehow worse than wwii! haha cha-ching karma ahoy!

this post makes me feel like i'm marking 11th grade creative writing assignments and i've come across the one written by the kid who calls other kids "neckbeards"

ITT: Captain Blubber takes his depression onto riff-raff.

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for what it's worth making fun of people online is basically shadow boxing for me to come up with good zingers when 260 pound computer science majors take my lunch money to spend on mtg cards

well its not like im lying

itt: blubber triple-samefags