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I can see them through my window. They're all in a room together. Sleep.

Watching mods is like watching grass grow or paint dry.

You're the only one awake, jerking off.

I see you.

Mod weekly orgy.

Again, like watching paint dry and grass grow.

I bet you plebs all have sex in the missionary position.

At night.

In the bedroom.

With the lights off.

We now know that English is definitely not Plumboom's first language.

after the door is locked

and with the purpose of procreation

after being married by an ordained priest

I can see them through my window.

They kicked him out of his house so they can host their asexual orgies.

Excuse me--I do not engage in copulation or procreation. I reproduce via mitosis like other alien lifeforms.

Exactly this.

They're asleep? TIME TO MIX THE LAUNDRY TOGETHER!!!

Now we just need them to go to sleep permanently.

Don't judge it before you tried it ;)

Laundry is a privilege not a right. Don't be surprised if mods decide to lock the laundry room if you guys can't put the laundry in the right place.