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Your waifu/husbando is shit,beyond shit. So shit you should be ashamed of yourself. What is a waifu/husbando you may ask? Well be glad you arent aware, as a waifu/husbando is something only losers have, those who can't get laid and resort to fictionaL girls/guys. So hear me out. YOUR WAIFU IS SO FUCKING HORRIBLE BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR WAIFU AND YOU ARE HORRIBLE, BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING LOVING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, LIKE SERIOUSLY GET FUCKING LAID YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP HAVING WAIFUS AND HUSBANDOS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't listen to her, Dogmeat. She's just jealous.

Whit3 is a Rise lover. Chie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rise.

Kourosh Kabir proved that your waifu is real in the metaphysical sense. But a metaphysical idea is supposed to be perfect, yet your waifu is shitu. Is there therefore a metaphysical idea of the perfectly shitty waifu?

There's nothing wrong with me if you don't want to kneel and suck this fine man off I'd say there's something wrong with you.

I know what they are but…
THEY'RE MY SHITTY WAIFUS! THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM!

>insulting manny pardo

yiffer is obviously just a masked vigilante looking to get their fifteen minutes of fame by trying to frame the charming and capable investigator, manuel pardo, who is busy tracking down the devious and cunning, miami mutilator.

But what if waifu were real people?

Observations:

• Original Poster is expressing disgust towards users who admit to expressing their romantic and/or sexual fantasies.
• Only 1 out of 8 users so far has expressed anger to OP's challenge to said user's esteem.
• OP is less happy then users who have contented about having fantasies.
  "Why is OP be so unhappy even though he knows better then everone else then to have a waifu?"

Hypothesis:Other single people here has accepted that intimate relationships are not all there is to life, and that there are other sources of happiness other then sexual intercourse, OP is not one of them.
OP would not feel the need to express disgust if he was accepting with the fact that he's not in a relationship.

Experiment:Wait for OP's response to the request for proof that he actually has a GF.

Awaiting for possible evidence that OP is not just salty about being unable to get laid.

No

wow proyecting much!!!!!!!!??

CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU NOT HAVING A WAIFU!