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We all knew Yiffer, right? That lovable guy who liked all the super sentai shows, right?

Sure he stalked female users and made a lot of bad threads, but he stopped stalking people, right?

Sure, he still made bad threads all the time

And like didn't even try to make good threads all the time

But that wasn't so bad right?

I mean it didn't hurt anyone right?

So deep down we were all okay with that right?

I was okay with that.

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He was found dead in his bedroom. this morning. Some say he died of some natural cause, but another rumor has it that he was drowned by someone forcefully pouring water down his throat…. for some reason the rumors also say that the water was frothy and white like spit. It's also said that on his TV some kind of creepy anime music video was playing in the background.

I'm sorry, I just don't know what happened.

Who is yiffer?

Some guy who makes videos plagiarising jokes from Vinesauce.

Oh,it's a reference to that weeb video isnt it?

It was Whit3! He betrayed and murdered Yiffer!

rip in plates yiffer 2018-2069

"I dream of a world without jews"

But if Yiffer is kill, then who was pedophile?

Beatie is

You forgot the part where a skeleton popped out
You forgot to put ".exe" at the end of the title
You forgot to put to mention that Yiffer is hyper realistic.
You forgot the blood eyes
You forgot to put 503950395039530596754046930690394630462849582 cringe worthy cliches in your creepypasta
1/10 would not be spooked.

“No! I must kill the pedos!" he shouted
The radio said “No, Beatie. You are the pedos”
And then Beatie was a pedophile.

And rammed his dick down his throat before ejaculating?

Well I guess we now know where he got the name "Whit3" from.

I once heard about a kid who died by breaking his neck to suck his own penis… Must've been Whit3. Whit3 did the impossible.