I'm not actually a spy. Not… yet. Anyways.
I know. It's very very dramatic to know this. But I am actually just Hodsgon-kun.
What is Hodgson-kun? First off, since they are OP, a massive faggot. Probably the biggest one in this thread. Second, only a faggot would name themselves "Hodgson-kun". What is a Hodgson anyways. Third, not only is Hodgson-kun a massive faggot, they are also a total weeb, because they put -kun at the end of their name like they know what Japanese honorifics are or something.
Hodgson-kun is like your drunken, misshapen cousin that you try to avoid at family reunions. Regularly getting intoxicated before browsing the forums, they post long winded posts that nobody actually reads because (seriously who has the time to do that, I know I don't). They put a disclaimer on their profile that says that they were probably stoned as shit, as if that's an excuse.
Hodgson-kun has suddenly become self aware of their existence. Before, merely, they were just a little hodgie-kun, with only the ability to shitpost furiously. But Hodgson-kun has awakened from their shell. They now know of their true power. Hodgson-kun, had to shed their previous incarnation, and evolve anew. Now they are a blind spy. And now I, as a spy, can ship all the dankest, most MLG memes the world has ever seen, right to the CIA, NSA, KGB, NRA, MRA, SCP, MLG, TPP, and even the SSB.
I BETRAYED YOU ALL
(no more shitposts from me today I promise)
