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Are spambots traveling from 1970 to destroy our website? Everything about it on our report next week!

'B-but it's just a fail on the login's unix time!!'

HHAHAHAHA, how can you believe that bullshit with no scientific base? It's obvious they are traveling from the past.

EELUMEENAHTEE

You guys found my expiriments.

FYI there is more than one of these guys. It's like an army of people decided to time travel and spam the Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement comments.
(It's just a coincidence they spammed that entry. It's obvious they are traveling from the past).

Wait, in 1969 the moon landing happened.

This is no mere coincidence

UUUHHHHMMMMMMM

This page is about a fad regarding the Republican Senator Jon Kyl, who according to Wikipedia was born in April 25, 1942. On December 31st, 1969 he had 27 years.

This only can mean one thing: he developed a time machine when he was 25 and used it to send spambots to destroy this entry, as it affects his reputation.

WAKE UP SHEEPLES

ummm, siNCe WHEN WAS WIKIPEDIA NOT UNTRUSTWORTHY

what if they're the lost alantis group of memers that have been lost to time and only a cataclysmic event (i.e.: docking this website) brought them back

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

TO STOP THE SHITPOSTERS BEFORE THEY EVER EVEN HAPPENED

But if we go back in time to stop them and suceed, there will be no need to even go back in time in the first place, creating a rift in the very fabric of the universe and ending the existence of everything.