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"I do say sir, why are you beating that horse, its way more than dead.
That ship is gone, that shit thread is gone, that injoke is stale, yet you beat.
It is weird if I do say so myself.
Why would anyone want to read the same thing over again? Seems rather boring.
But everyday, beat…beat.beat beat.. its tiresome even talking about it.
so sir, what will you do now?
Keep beating the horse? Or find a much better horse to beat?
I'll be waiting my good sir, possibly til the end of time."
Beat…. beat…. beat… BEAT
This is getting silly"
beat beat beat
"its been months"
beating intensifies
"sir you are practically beating dirt now, stop, you've literally run it into the ground yet you keep going, do you have nothing more to do?"
the man replies
"I would, good sir, but this is much more funny, as i know people like you will come and complain about me beating the horse, making it worth all the while!"
you see the man, he has a horrible looking face, its as if hes been look at this horse for so long he is literally becoming the horse!
Months later you come back
you see a horse beating itself pathetically with a hoof, you feel its pulse, its not breathing
an endless seizure it seems to be in.
"what a shame, what a waste of a good horse! i wonder where that man went, must've finally gave up and neglected his horses."
you leave.
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i got bored and wrote this.

we need to beat the horse. with a stick and our dicks.

Not only has pointing out how Riff-Raff beats dead horses become beating a dead horse, but pointing that out had also become beating a dead horse.

{insert totally not overused Inception reference here}

You know, if people actually beat a dead horse, do you know how sickening that would be.
Like, everyday you go back to beat it and it's in a different stage of decay. Ugh, just imagine when it starts bloating and they start beating it then.

Like, if you're committed to beating a dead horse, I think something is wrong with you. And you know, there will be that one dude in the group a little to into it. Like, the others are doing light swings to the legs and stomach, but there's that one guy sledgehammering the fucking skull.
This seems fun at first, it wasn't the guy who's going to town on the horse idea, but he's enjoying it way too much. Like, eventually, everyone will get tired of it and stop coming to the corpse. But, that ONE GUY will still be there.

Even as the flesh is eaten by the maggots, he'll still be swinging at it. What's wrong with him? Is he getting off on this? Is it the guy who started the horse beating fault or was this guy always like this.

Makes you question people, man.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

lmao it's funny because he's beating a DEAD horse and non is a NECRO xD

That took a weird fucking creepy pasta turn at the end there.