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Daily reminder: Serfs > Nobles

Look here, an honorable serf engaged in a hard day's work, contributing to society. How manly and inspiring.

Here we observe a group of filthy noble scum, faffing about on their horses, doing nothing but profiting off of the hardy serfs while they eat bonbons. How lazy and vile.

Egads, it is this most accursed threade again. Doth thou never tire?

>Behold, my most sincere facial expression in response

Methinks that this peasant doth protest too much. What say we remove his head for good sport?

thou wont bethou wont be so manly hon'rable and happy when ye are in jaileth, peasant

With what manner of speech did you address me, rake? Be informed that I was peerless among squires during my education. I have aided his majesty the king in numerous campaigns against the Saracens and I have laid low thrice fivescore opponents. I have mastered the delicate art of the night-raid and am the superlative archer in the realm. You, meanwhile, are wholly without worth. Let it be known that I will bring such artifice to your ignominious end as none have yet witnessed within the Lord’s creation. You believe you can volley such insults by way of anonymous missive? My hunters and their keen hounds have already discerned your location, so it is best you hasten preparations for the ensuing tumult, wretch, the species of tumult that will spill your life essences into the gaping maw of Hades. Perhaps if wisdom guided you to see the repercussions of your knavish harangue, you would remained silent. You were unable to do so, however, and now punishment will be exacted on you. I will excrete biliously upon you and in such bilious excretion shall you be overcome. Your time on this earth shall soon cease, peasant.

lamo who's goingeth to work thy farm-fields now?

>mfw Serfs can't read
>mfw Serf village had to pool thirty years of labor on our lands to afford a Monk to write this
>mfw Serfs btfo

As the king of the Plug I declare for all pesants (CSloth and Infern0-Plebian) to do a dance and let me use their wives as dungeon maids

↪strongly indicating that CSloth and Infern0 have wifes

No matter how many wives you force into servitude and dances I perform it will never change the fact that you are the scummiest of noble scum.

PS You smell and are fat

So now you're saying we've moved on from Rome and now we're in England? Good to know I'm now in my ancestral land.

Inb4 disdain for plebs; Byzantine elitism > roman elitism.

if i wasn't a nice guy and trying to prove #NotAllKings beat up their serfs, i would put you in the dungeon