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I think you are trying too hard. And this is coming from the man who made the thread called "Tfw youre an autistic memefag and you can't stop shitposting"

You look pretty good.

You look Estonian.

>be me 19 yo beta fag
>can't get a girl
>feelslonley.mp4
>go through a period of pseudo depression/loneliness
>rethink my life
>rethink my sexuality
>decide to see if I’m gay
>fast forward too weekend
>have gay friend that I have told about my situation
>”Let’s go to a gay bar and see if you can meet someone, what’s the worst that can happen”
>”what’s that worst that can happen”
>idk maybe that I turn out to be straight and have a bunch of fags all over me grindin and shit
>…
>go anyways
>walk in and see the gayest motherfucker in the world
>perfect chin, glorious body, wavy hair, tan skin, tight ass
>ohmygoddatass.onion
>had to have him
>strike up conversation
>have similar interests
>never caught his name
>”oh ginger snaps my friends are having a meltdown in the little boys room I’ll be back in a teensy bit”
>hnngg.midi
>sit for a few minutes
>been 30 minutes
>wtf dude
>get restless, can’t wait any longer
>burst into the bathroom with passion
>”ALL I WANT IS YOU”
>he’s in the middle of an orgy in the fucking bathroom
>riding some nigger with a 15 inch cock while sucking a dick through a glory hole
>thoughtwehadaconnection.png
>tears well up in my eyes
>his ass is bleeding like none other, eventually tears and he begins to bleed out
>I come to his side, even though I’m butthurt about the other dudes
>hold his hand and look him in the eyes
>”I’ll never forget you, but please…just tell me your name”
>”OP”

Hell itself tears its asshole asunder in a desperate attempt to escape the shit of these posts.