He has been chased, he has been tracked. He is the most infamous, snarky, bastardous, and hated figure on the Riff-Raff forums. This man is no ordinary man. He has been stuck in the void for ages while a man with a red cap looks at his extraordinary, symmetrical, and perfectly round butt. This is no easy task for him. Until recently, Wallpaper Butt Man was forced into a violent relationship. He was bullied around by Red Cap Man, the latter calling him names and telling him that the he is only good for buttsex. Now it's your time to help. Lend a helping hand to Wallpaper Butt Man, he needs it! He can't take this abusive relationship no more!
