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A few days ago I thought up an insane bloodkink-near-necrophilia-slice-of-life- hentai that could reach Boku no Pico-level notoriety if it were to exist, and I've been thinking of ideas for it ever since.

It's called "Is This Your Daughter?" Which won't make sense to you right now, but trust me the name isn't random.

Basically, it's about a college kid who finds out he's some kind of Vampire/Succubus hybrid who has to drink blood and can get a deep spiritual understanding of others by having consensual sex in the missionary position with them.

The hentai would be arc based, and each arc would be centered around a specific girl. The main character (and his college friends), spend the arc getting to know this girl…..

Sounds relatively normal right?

Well, here's the catch: the girl the arc is centered around is almost always either slowly dying from some illness or something or is going to end up dying soon. And almost all arcs end with the main character having sex with the arc girl while she is on the brink of death.

Then they would have a dramatic synchronized orgasm, the main character would slip into the arc girl's mind as she dies and her life flashes before her eyes, and then the flash back ends and the girl is finally completely dead.

There would also be plenty of blood drinking during this sex too. And wound licking, if the girl is injured. I'd also probably put more weird shit in it along the way….

….Eh heh.

I already plotted out the first episode. We get introduced to our main hero, and all his college friends, you get introduced their summer house that they rented and the town they live in and it's all happy and innocent and there isn't even any sex…..

And then night time hits.

All of the main character's friends went to some party. MC would of went too, (he's quite the manwhore) but he wasn't feeling well so he stayed behind.

So he was sitting on the couch, drinking Mountain Dew and eating Doritos when suddenly he heard a knocking on the door.

He went to open the door, and….

It was a girl. A heavily bleeding girl covered in knife and stab wounds.

He takes the girl inside, but he doesn't get it help. He he had no idea why, but he just knew it was too late.

So at first he just tries to comfort her as she faded away, but he gets the weird desire to have sex with her….. So he does.

After a good half hour of _tender, comforting, pre-mortem love making of dubious consent- that all normal people do when someone's dying, he cleans her up, redresses her in a female college friend's clothes (because her own clothes are all ripped and bloodied) wraps her a towel, and decides to go out and return her body to her family. Thanks to his weird soul-connection sex powers, he knows exactly where he's going.

After a few minutes of walking, he arrives at the girl's home, and rings their doorbell. A woman, presumably the girl's mother, answers the door.

The main character lets the girl's corpse fall to the ground and asks:

"Is this your daughter?"

The episode ends with a shot of the night sky and the sound of the mother screaming.

If this series were to somehow actually exist one day, I certainly wish it would horrify millions of weeaboos across the globe. My second wish would for it to get an ironic following, and my third would be for it to have an un-ironic following (because I would hope it would have more going for it than just nightmare fuel sex scenes, there would be nothing more satisfying to me than making a hentai series that everyone thinks is terrifying but have to admit it enjoyable to watch despite the it's terrifyingness.)

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…..

I know I just thought of some really fucked up shit.

I know it would very likely never become a thing.

But I just can't resist thinking about it.

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{font-size:45pt} I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO WALK THIS HOLY EARTH, EUTHANIZE ME.

→(Borderline) Corpsefucking: The Hentai

Oh, so you're making an anime based on NON's life

yeah no i'm not reading this

condensed version:

Girlie comes up with an hentai in which the MC fucks girls who are dying. Cecaelia hopes for an ironic as well as an unironic following

you may benefit from seeing a child psychologist

I believe it is about time we found you a job of some sort, preferably manual labour.

Brought your karma back to 0. But dont say im happy with your post missy.

>he upvotes a post, thinking he's doing justice like some karma superhero fighting against neg. karma

I Upvoted his so his thing can go back to 0.

Use something that looks more like me.

Das better.

Is it possible to cut yourself on your own edge? Would that make it more edgy? You're definitely getting grounded for this. I don't know if it's for the suggestion or your butchery of textile, but definitely a grounding in the foreseeable future. Mods, send him her to his her room!

looks more like a shitty, wannabe-edgy fanfiction and why the hell thats the title are all the arcs going to finish with that punchline
lurk what are you talking about you know meme points are serious business

MODS CAN'T SEND ME BACK TO MY ROOM! I SEND MYSELF BACK TO MY ROOM!

Bump this im out.

We should bring in euthanasia for people who think these things.

These sicknesses are everywhere. I must restrain every one of them on a table and bring them to a place to be cured.

Oh, I wonder what happened in this thread while I was gone-
…….

HOLY SHIT

10/10 WOULD DO AGAIN

TOO MANY KEKS

no

lmao I bet the next thread you'll make is gonna be shit

This hentai needs to be published, illustrated, printed on hardback and devilered to every memer in this thread.

girlie should title her hentai: the riff raff bible

Any riff ruffian that doesn't read their daily dose of girlie necroporn gets suspended.

Wait, if the guy's a vampire, then couldn't he just bite the girl, turn HER into a vampire, and prevent her from dying?!

It's a hentai.

Plot holes are supposed to be ignored as long as the hentai itself gives you a boner

Well this failed in doing that, so I can't really ignore them, can I?

I suggest the inmediate asassination of Girlie. We must not let this evil come to the world….

It's for the greater good…….

Potentially risky move, considering the amount of white knights and stalkers she amassed

writing something as awful as this at your age, ironically or not, this is a sign of a stunted development. you should see a professional before your mental health is at risk

I think it's too late.

Besides, I'm a fat, perverse, lazy, under-achiever whose going to have to repeat a grade. It's clear that I'm not gonna go far in this life, might as well get a few cheap keks by mentally scarring nerds on a meme site before I die on the streets from a heart attack.

Says the 10-to-14-year-old

its too late once you become like 32 and you're still shitposting

Are you weak in the upper story?

You sound like you say this from experience….

Lurk confirmed 32 years old.

the greatest flaw of youth is nearsightedness it's much too early to give up on yourself. it may be of benefit to talk to a doctor or if that's unavailable, look up resources online.

i'm trying out this new character, the unironically helpful mod

Is this a glimpse inside the true form of Blubber: the Ironic Mod????

blubber why won't you be my supportive and concerned alcoholic canadian father

What ever fucked up shit you thought of, chances are there's already a hentai about it.

[writes fully fleshed-out and factually accurate meme entry ironically]

@OP

Alright, since you're basically asking to be judged, I'll give you an honest review. I don't have much experience writing myself, but I spent like 1000 hours on TVTropes, so I think I know what works and what doesn't.

EDIT: Keep in mind that I don't take this any more seriously than you guys do. I really have too much time on my hands.

First of all, don't make the guy a vampire or whatever, 'cause that's way too cliche. If you insist on it, at least give his powers real purpose. Don't force it – there's plenty of other ways to find out someone's address without needing to probe their mind during sex. Why can't he just be a (physically) normal messed up perv with no sense of decency? There's a significant niche audience on the internet who could get behind that sort of thing.

Second, why are there a bunch of other people living with him? How the hell does he expect to get away with this shit without them catching him, especially with the risk of some chick getting blood all over the place? Are they in on this as well? Actually, they probably are – otherwise if they spend an arc getting to know the girl like you said, an then she just disappears towards the end, they would be very suspicious. Reinforcing this thought is that no normal person would be friends with the main character.

The way you explain the plot makes it sound like dying girls are a common occurrence. How many is the MC going to bang before the story comes to a close? How does he keep coming across them? Did the girl that showed up at his door get mugged in close proximity and just go to the nearest house she could find? Sounds extremely contrived to me. Is he tracking the girls down using an intelligence network run by vampires like him?

Final verdict: 5/10 – Average. Not something I would recommend. Also, I noticed most everybody else ITT is acting shocked for some reason, I'm guessing not because they haven't read anything worse, but because a member of the community was the one who wrote it. Just my two cents.

(Oh shit, why did I quote this big ass post?)

…… Okay then.

1. Well, at first, having the MC be a regular human whose just screwed up in the head WAS what I was going for…. But then I decided that there should be a special reason for his blood drinking and wanting to have sex with dead girls, so I made him a vampire. Then I put in the weird sex powers part because I already had a pre existing idea of a guy who could connect with others through intimate contact (though it was kissing, not sex), and I wanted the whole "pre-mortem love making" thing to be more intimate then I was already planning to be. Plus, if there were vampire/succubi like creatures in this story, then there could be other supernatural creatures in it as well, and I could play around with that. Though maybe the original idea of him just being a creep would be better.

2. The other people with him were another thing I added in later. I thought by adding in other characters for him to intermingle with with amp the slice-of-life- thing I was going for and make the series more likable. And to answer your question, they DO know about him having sex with dying girls- but they don't know about it immediately. In the second episode, I was planning that he would confess about what happened in the first episode to his close female college friend. The friend would freak out at first, but would calm down…. But now that I think about it, I think a better idea would be that at first the only friend he has is the close friend I mentioned earlier and have him build up friends over time- friends that are probably as perverse and indecent as him, making the close friend (and probably some of the arc girls) the only sane one(s) for the sake of comedy.

3. Mmmm…. I'd say there would be five arc girls. Less than five would make the series seems too short, and more than five would strain the willing suspense of belief and make the series too long. How he runs into dying girls? Well, he runs into all the girls by complete chance. And sometimes the girl's aren't dying at all, but on the last episode of the arc a tragic accident happens and now the girl is dying.

But the whole thing the girl from the first episode….

Yeah, I admit it's contrived as fuck. I've gotta think of a way to fix that.

………..

….. But, at the end of the day, the series would have to rely on the fact that it's a hentai, and is not taking itself seriously most of the time to prevent people from getting bothered by it's improbability…

Maximum LEL, methinks Cecaelia is a serial killer groupie in the making.

Remember when Girlie was the innocent new user who didn't understand how riff raff worked?

Yeah, me neither.

0/10 no womb eating

>not being a fan of the extensive ityd lore
>not being excited for cecaeliacon
>not cosplaying as NoN
>not suscribed to ityd-theory youtubers
>not knowing a good necrophiliac sex scene when you see one
>not being arrested over having sexual intercourse with corpses from the local cemetery
hater-plebs out

reminds me of this

@crimeariver

Remember when Girlie was the innocent new user who didn’t understand how riff raff worked?
Yeah, me neither.

I remember when she didn't understand how Riff Raff works, but she was never truly innocent.

@blubsy

writing something as awful as this at your age, ironically or not, this is a sign of a stunted development. you should see a professional before your mental health is at risk

>Implying that modern teenage youth haven't already been writing tons of disgusting depraved shit for the past several decades

It really is too late. Not just for her, but for all mankind

Me thinks it's about time you took a break from the Internet, child

I would read this.

>all of this
>this
>mfw

Is This Your Daughter animated adaption when?

We're aiming for collateral damage here. If you aim well you can probably take 2 or 3 down with her.

This is the Internet. No-one is truly innocent.

→No-One is innocent

Well, No-One did draw a few lewd things

Not even No-One is innocent