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Friends, Users, I have called upon you to inform you of something terrible that has happened:
our resident Slut, Sam, has been demoted to a Whore status. How did this happen? Well its fairly simple. The recent uprising of newfags and other sluts in the irc has made her desperate, shes been having to have sex with subhumans like Lakia and Yiffer just to maintain. What should we do about it? Well we need to have to get a new slut now I personally vote Risette as our resident slut until further notice. Until then please post your thoughts below on this matter in a mature, respectfully way. Good day.

pics or it didn't happen

Good job, both of you. sigh

both of us never said anything samposting (until now)

you're the one who first said it and you're spreading it lmao

That's an upgrade, tho…

Then what, she upgrades into a Courtesan?

Geisha.

but… Geisha are not prostitutes. Geisha were Japanese female artists and entertainers. They did however sell their virginity in order to become true women and help pay back their debt to their Okiya (Geisha house). The process is called Mizuage but is no longer practiced. Most of the misconception comes from WWII, when US military men believed Geisha's to be prostitutes or slept with impersonators.

The joke is that Sam is becoming gradually less of a slut so it fits into the theme.

The real question here is where all of the sluttiness is going. As we all know sluttiness can neither be created nor destroyed it just changes hosts. So to whom has this slutty overflow fallen on?

Can't wait 'till Sam evolves into an Escort.

Fuck y'all I've still got it. I could fuck anyone I want anywhere anytime. I just felt bad for those guys, that's all, you know? I'm still a lean mean fucking machine. Right? Come one guys, don't you think? Guys? Ummm, I'm a slut, I know I am, it's in my IRC nick so it must be true! I'm not losing my game am I? Why would I? Am I getting old? No, no that can't be it, I'm still hot. Who would even take my place anyway? The rest of y'all are prudes and pansies, of course I'm top slut. No, this can't be happening, I am top slut. I am top slut. I AM TOP SLUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It is fine, Sam. You will always be top slut to me. nowgetthefuckoverhere

You guys are really taking having virtual imaginery sex way too seriously.

Welcome to the internet. We're all starving for affection and attention.

More like top cunt amirite.

Upboats to the left please.

What is the difference between a slut and a whore? I had always assumed the the two terms were interchangeable.

A whore is a pleb. A slut is much more classy. You will know this when you get to have hot secks of all sorts with Beesod, Pretty, Disrobed, An Hero, and pretty much anyone you can open your legs for. :3

Laud, no. We have never cybered and never will. Stop daydreaming.

….what if you did and you're covering it up?

This is undeniably true because Mare can't score.

Requesting an edited picture of this for mare.

goddamnit randomman you beat me
and apparently that's beavis in the picture and not butthead so i ultimately failed to begin with

She's Slutty Sam
Yes, she's the real Sam.
All those other Slutty Sams
Are just imitating.
So won't the real Slutty Sam please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

And this is the reason why I fake being your friend. Thanks, man. :)

Pls bae not here <3

Wait, does this change in status mean that I can finally look at your girlfriend? I know she's the only one you got but seriously I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH THIRST FOR TOO LONG

/badjokeisbad