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I am in an abusive relationship with Particle Mare, if somebody reads this please learn this: never become the waifu to a gril on the internet, it will ruin you forever. Please help me ;~;

Don't worry, like the slut she is, she'll probably dump you for another shitlord :^)

The only way to please a slut is to counter slut. Next time she asks you to polish shit do it like this.

i've been framed

Can I polish your horn particle?

no

Your level of failure and cringeworthiness knows no limits, both NON and Mare.

After 20 minutes of this thread being made:

I feel oddly accomplished yet sad.

I didn't find any mare thread funny from the start.

Logic ruse of the century.

NON right now

I have a feeling that if I try to be funny I will get banned so I'll just be sitting on the sidelines eating popcorn

I want to see this "Funny" thing you going to try.

NON, it's your own fault for always choosing The Asshole and friendzoning all the Nice Girls.

When I read the thread "Mein Kampf" I thought this was going to be a Nazi recruiting station where we try to find the final solution.
But no, it is another pm made someone who will never be mod.