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Call Mr. jay and join the Illuminati. It's optional to join the most powerful secret society in the world Illuminati, we don't force any one to join as it's you your self to decide your future. call the agent on. You will be guided through the whole process and be helped on how to join the occult. Hail 666

This is a beautiful spam thread. Links removed and moved to riff-raff.

Another Illuminati copypasta: (also gg part)

I AM A FULL MEMBER OF
ILLUMINATI, SO PROCEED IF YOU
WANT TO JOIN NOW Email us niceme.me
Am David Lucas from UK
united kingdom , I am glad today because am now
a successful man of Illuminati, i
have taught of been one of the
Illuminati member so that i will be wealthy for life and my family
will be forever rich. I get linked up by a man called Mr
Martins who introduce me to
this agent who have a successful
influence with this occult
Illuminati, so he took me joining
the team to their real powerful man in UK who was the head of
all Illuminati member to help his
cousin on belonging to the
membership. All because of him
he really did all for me, and now
am so glad of becoming a Illuminati member, i am now rich
and wealthy. Thank your Mr
Martins For your support.
Illuminati is a great and powerful
means to get popular in life. So if
you really wants to be like me today email us:
nicememe.website or contact us: no number sry

literally eric

Was that even for real?

I mean…. It was advertising the frickin' Illuminati. Was he a troll?

shhhhh. hail 666

It sort of is for real, i assume, because of the other poster who's copypasta is above,

Did they give us the phone number for this "Mr Jay" in the original? I'm sorta tempted to see what this was advertising.

The other one has a phone number, PM me for it (because i dont want collateral advertising)

Mr. Jay

Jay Z has finally posted on knowyourmeme

>see triangle
>hails

illuminarty is lov, liiumaity is lief

illuminate take over when?

You have to be a triangle to join the Loominaty

But the illuminati dosent exist.

Fug the illoominati :DDD

We've got to remain extra vigilant. Illuminant members may have been hiding in plain sight, look for triangles. That's the only way to tell.

No Nats, you are the conspiracies