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When a girl logs onto KYM

Last posted May 17, 2015 at 01:47PM EDT. Added May 14, 2015 at 07:55PM EDT
54 posts from 26 users

Horny teenage boys that hit on you are like an itch that gets bigger and redder the more you scratch it.

Don't fight it. It will just get itchier for longer.

Instead throw some ice on it and let it cool until it goes down.

More boy-denying tips:

  • Don't be a mod
  • Dont have a pone avatar
  • Don't be a nazi

Lastly, being as slutty as possibly can work. Nobody makes shipping threads about me because they know I'm a filthy whore that will that just get turned on by it. That takes the fun out of it.

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I said I get turned on by shippings, not grievous bodily harm

It's the only way to end with Yiffer before it gets unstopabble. The day you wake up on a basement and Yiffer comes with a bunch of ropes and a clamp you will think "Why did I laughed at Zed for doing that comment? HE WAS RIGHT!!!!11" before having hot meme sex with a estonian shitposter.

Last edited May 15, 2015 at 10:31AM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I said I get turned on by shippings, not grievous bodily harm

So much for being a filthy slut at all. You're demoted to just a regular slut as filthy stuff apparently doesn't turn you on.

Mr.Stalker wrote:

Yes it was

Congrats, in a thread that focusses on posting extreme examples of users acting like pathetic nerds you STILL managed to proof they can always get more pathetic.

Lutien wrote:

Who needs planes when you have AA :3

Only 40s kids will remember actually using artillery to shoot down aircraft. Which makes you either:

  • The oldest of oldfags, and a probable pedophile
  • A total history nerd who deserves higher textbook costs
  • A loser who moderates a meme site gets all his info from WWII-based anime.
Last edited May 15, 2015 at 09:06PM EDT
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