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[TOP SECRET] Super Secret Conspiracy To ASSASSINATE Don

Last posted May 16, 2015 at 04:26PM EDT. Added May 12, 2015 at 02:37PM EDT
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The preparations have been completed. All the towels in Don's house have razor blades hidden in them, all of them coated with lethal poison. All the food in the fridge has been carefully replaced with already expired pieces, and the fridge itself has been booby-trapped to release mustard gas upon opening. The power should be cut, and if TripleZ is to be believed, the rabid honey badger should already be inside the house.

Months of planning were put into this, and now we wait.

Scratch, I think you posted this on the wrong forum… You should have posted this on the secret conspiracy forum, like the threads to kill the other mods!

Last edited May 12, 2015 at 02:47PM EDT

Z. wrote:

Scratch, I think you posted this on the wrong forum… You should have posted this on the secret conspiracy forum, like the threads to kill the other mods!

Shhh, do not mention the secret conspiracy forum! It's a secret, it says so on its name for crying out loud!

Last edited May 12, 2015 at 02:52PM EDT

MScratch wrote:

Shhh, do not mention the secret conspiracy forum! It's a secret, it says so on its name for crying out loud!

Sorry Scratch, but it was a dumb move from you to post this here: they can discover our conspiracies to overtake KYM! By the way, who's next after Don? Jacob or Loli?

Z. wrote:

Sorry Scratch, but it was a dumb move from you to post this here: they can discover our conspiracies to overtake KYM! By the way, who's next after Don? Jacob or Loli?

Doesn't matter. Even if our plan is compromised, it's already in effect. We've spent months on this, the plan is foolproof, and when Don's gone, all of KYM will be for the taking.

MScratch wrote:

Doesn't matter. Even if our plan is compromised, it's already in effect. We've spent months on this, the plan is foolproof, and when Don's gone, all of KYM will be for the taking.

YEAH! Although, even with Don out there's still two admins and a webmaster, and they will want revenge over his fallen comrade…

Last edited May 12, 2015 at 03:36PM EDT

Lutien wrote:

inb4 newfigs come here and say stuff like "YOu cant kill Don!!1!!!! hes invicancble and his the meme gud!!!!"

This was too good of an opportunity to let it pass.

Skeletor-sm

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