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now that lisa is a website user the position of "biggest nuisance to fb commenters" is up for grabs. i plan to take it.

i won;t use my real fb account because i don't want users to find out i look like a canadian john wayne gacy in his 20's. i also can't play the part of a social conservative because i'm not hung up on the whole "being a xenophobe" thing.

so let's spitball ideas so i can excel in the part of the site no gay ass mod can interfere w/ me/

Just shitpost. Nobody will stop you.

Use a picture of a brunette with seductive, deep blue eyes, high cheekbones that I want to chew on, and a beautifully large and rounded nose as your profile picture.

if in the next 5 years i don't read that you've been arrested because you committed a heinous sex crime i will be pleasantly surprised.

Grow tig ol' bitties and pretend you're /pol/

imb4 blubber wanting to become Lisa Lombardo

next trans-thread

Just be yourself man.

Wow Blubber is trans-Lombardo looks like I'm not the only one! I actually identify as Lisa Lombardo. I'm having some surgery next week actually to get her nose-job.

Related???

trufax tho

Lisa had a really successful strategy model on Facebook. I don't think any idea for Facebook fame really tops hers, so just follow her example.

• Be conservative.
• Be condescending
• Be female
• Argue with every single person who comments, even the people who are being sarcastic
• Blame the Muslims

And remember the Lisa Lombardo Motto: "Everybody is wrong except me"

I though this thread would feature a FB commenter version of the Pokémon opening…

I feel disappointed

Make summaries of posts like you did in the good friggin comment thread, pointing out blatant stupidity and racism our userbase thinks are fair points.