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Hey welcome to the tumblr simulator where we simulate tumblr's problem

anyone can join

unless you are white, a sith lord, have an average paying job, decent house, decent car, any human "privlage", education, and have no1 in society oppress u

psa: please be nice to jews because they are bullied every day and that isn't nice.
hitler personally killed 6 billion ki- i mean jews in world war 2.
thank you to everybody who voted green yesterday
i'm glad the nazi ukip party didn't get in

triggers: #nazi, #bullying,

>tumblr
no, /pol/
Gays, transgenders and bisexuals need to die.
Religion is the only thing worth living for in life.
America planned 9/11 to create an economic depression so that government officials and members would become rich.
Hitler was correct in his assessment that Jews are the lowest life form.
Stalin did nothing wrong.
Apartheid helped the South African economy and keep it more tourist friendly.
Mass murderers are helping the world by thinning out the global population.
Gore fetishists are not weird.
Ebola is secretly a germ made by Europeans to control weaker countries in Africa.
The Illuminati plans to take over the world by 2050.
4chan is actually the most politically correct website on the internet, as many things posted there should NOT be discriminated against, and users on that website are just exercising their freedom of speech.
Anime was a mistake and it is creating anti-social nerds who have no life.
Rapists are just misunderstood, they are socially bullied into it due to having no acceptance in life.
Nero was actually a rather good Roman Emperor.

Its always funny to see people making fun of Tumblr cuz they heard it in the comments or reddit or 4chan and actually don't know shit.
Fun fact: Tumblr is actually a pretty fun place if you make one, don't be ignorant, try to make it fun by following good blogs.
Also lol @ me taking riff raff seriously.

>Hey welcome to the tumblr simulator where we simulate tumblr’s problems
>tumblr simulator where we simulate tumblr’s problems
> where we simulate tumblr’s problems
> Tumblr's problems
>problems

yeah i know not ALL tumblr is bad but….. there is a bad side

im crYING

DELETE THIS

Hello?

Relevant

Ahem
(◕‿◕ ✿) Daily reminder that if ur white and cis you should kill yourself
sprEAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE HOLY SHIT
OMG Why is everyone on this site so smooth
Vaguely relevant point that appeals to teenage individualism
Vaguely relevant point that appeals to teenage individualism

it is my goal to defeat the sjws

you have a flower in your emote

did you know my friend died because xey has a baking flour allergy? CHECK UR PRIVALAGE M8

not all tumblrites are sjws

>/pol/
no, /b/
[porn,gore and other fucked up shit that would get you suspended or banned here intensifies]

[insert a picture of a character from any form of media doing or being cute]

I use Tumblr and I can assure you I'm SJW.

Hey Niko! Its Roman! Lets go bowling!

In all seriousness, he has a point.

that cinnamon roll was made in a factory with a homophobic worker

you are supporting homophobia

DYE

What if everyone in the world is tasting water differently but we all think it’s normal? So like my water tastes like your hot chocolate tastes. And damn now I want hot chocolate.

reblog if u agree. if u are truscum don't reblog.

>some sjw stuff
>bad puns
>superwholock gifs

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EDIT: Why don't we ever talk about the good things in Tumblr?

This whole thread offends me and im offended

this is the bad side of tumblr simulator :3

/unfunpost

Because gamergate has made people look at tumblr as sjw's

/refunpost

I identify as icosagender (that's cis-speak for 20, shitlords!), flamekin, demonkin, and wafflekin. Triggers include logic, common sense, and waterkins. Stupid dirty waterkins… always drowning people! Fucking shitlords… at least when WE do it, it looks cool!

My religion is Satanism because I heard about it from some guy at Hot Topic. He seemed knowledgeable and he gave me free drugs, so I felt like Ididn't need to do any actual research on the subject. Besides, everyone knows Jesus was just an lie created by the Illuminati to oppress my demonic brethren.

I don't have a "race", as the word "race" is offensive to people who can't run very well.

the funny thing is that i am one of those NonBinary genders

ok back to simulating: Wow these poor kids are eating bugs so they dont have to go vegan that is cruel i am better than them for me eating vejan non vegans should die

Hai imma ahem.. minority. Can i get phree $$$?

>In all seriousness
No, you idiot
I was mocking the jab at "not all men" that tumblr is so fond of.
Literally all of tumblr are SJeWs

>he

yea, I identify as Cashmoneykin, and I would like you to not treat my kind as mere objects of monetary value. (◕‿◕ ✿)

REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE A HEART AND R UHGANST PEPLE TR33TED LEIK THIS

Reblog this magic potato and a good thing will happen to you within the next half hour.

REBLAG

Couldn't risk scrolling

What is air?

Why doesn't this have more notes.

Put a trigger warning on that, shitlord!

im sorry, my mistake

trigger warning