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Hello Riff Raff, Know Your Meme's favorite baseball team, the New York Mets have announced that they are going to do a Riff Raff Night for their fans. All drinks and concession snacks have been replaced with Mountain Dew and Doritos, the kiss cam has been replaced by the "what a fucking virgin loser" cam, and people will be given pamphlets with statements such as, "Out of all the baseball games you go to, you pick the fucking Mets." "Baseball sucks, go watch a real sport like curling." and "Jet fuel can't melt steal beams." Also, Captain Blubber will throw out the first pitch to Particle Mare while trying to send her to the hospital. Finally, come watch Random Man butcher the national anthem in a worse way than Rosanne Barr. It should be fun for the whole family.

In addition, NON will be running around the field trying to be cool and get in, while hitting on random 14 year old girls.

Finally, come watch Random Man butcher the national anthem in a worse way than Rosanne Barr.

I will hire a retarded man, give him a mic, and then tie a stick on his back holding a banana at the rope on the end. His screams of agony as he tries to get the banana should match your expectations.

(The man is Lurk)

Blubber be pitching like:

Particle mare be pitching like