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The threads of the future…TODAY
Thread 2.0, get yours today
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Thread 2.0, dont be a shitposter, be a shitposter…OF THE FUTURE
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HI I'M A SHOUTY MAN!
HERE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THREAD 3.0s
WHY HAVE A 2.0? EVERYONE HAS ONE OF THEM. INSTEAD LOCK YOUR OLD 2.0s AND TRADE UP TO A 3.0 MODEL! NEW FORUM USERS WILL THINK YOUR SHITTY THREADS ARE NOW SOME KIND OF TRADITION! AND YOU'LL EARN RESPECT FROM THEM ON THE INTERNET!
BUT WAIT! IF YOU ORDER A 3.0 NOW THEN YOU CAN GET A 4.0 ABSOLUTELY FREE WHEN YOUR SHIT THREAD CLOSES AFTER 30 DAYS!
Terms and conditions apply. If your thread is unsuccessful and gets less than the previous ones then you are held fully accountable. You must have had an original thread and a 2.0 to get a 3.0. This is a non-refundable service. You may not donate your 3.0 or 4.0 threads to anyone who doesn't own previous versions. No backwards compatibility. Always online DRM is mandatory and not up for discussion. Do not contact Spider-Byte or Spider-Byte Industries™®©℗ all inquiries please contact help.ea.com. If you live outside of North America or Europe please wait for 3.0 and 4.0 to come out in your country, we will not provide anything till then. Fuck you RandomMan
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