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All of you seem to be doing it,so I want to know,how do I have sex?

Why would you want to have sex when you can get cool wizard powers?

Quote Spongebob.

Ask your parents
I AM SERIOUS

According to Cards Against Humanity: No clothes on, penis in vagina.

Be black, 21 years old and play several sports.

Put your pen into her virginia

I- is this working?

simple.
Bend over

Drop the soap.

Is for Man fuck Man

First, you get the weewee. Then, you insert weewee into hole or even on another weewee. You can make the weewees kiss.

Speaking from experience here.

What about the spirit pussy? How can you have sex with it?

You need to expand dong.
After that you should go on a feature length adventure

you must learn to love Melon, only then, will you know the truth path of boning

"Look, son. The bowl is your mom. And the bottle is my dick."

If you wanna get laid, you have to look the part.

"21"
Wat.

Let's learn from the master.

Look on Craigslist, meet two guys in a crappy hotel room in a city 20 miles away and don't tell anyone but your internet friends where you're going. Find out later that they were both meth-heads.
(This may or may not be how I lost my virginity.)

Your sex is decided before you're born, so you already know what you have.

An accurate depiction of how you have sex with your gf. You must make the face, no exceptions.

As a one pump chump, you just stick it in, and you're done.

You learn how to lucid dream. Because let's face it: what kind of normal person would want to have sex with someone who visits sites like these?

Get a Woman,Man,Animal or something has a hole in like your washing machine.

You put your right hand in.
You take your right hand out.
You put your right hand in.
Then you shake it all about.

That's what I'm talking about.

Like so

You will need a girlfriend to do so.

"Thanks for the sex, homie."

"What? Already?"

Like this son