Humans, we cum in pies. I have successfully hacked into a Human's account. This is a written message coming from the Alien Overlord.
Although our methods of speech may be different, we are still able to communicate efficiently through our Alien Computers. Here in our planet, we have a different type of internet. All of our websites are literal mirrors of yours. While browsing in the KnowYourAlien forums on the Space Internet, our Alien members talked about the possibility of communicating with humans by hacking some dudes account. One of our members, named IllegalAlien, managed to find a link to this website and then proceeded to hack this account. He gave me the password, so I proceeded to take over this guy. The purpose of this was to warn you humans of a possible danger. On our planet, named "kek", our go to website for going "ayy lmao" is KnowYourAlien. One of subforums named "Glyph-Raff", dedicated to humanposting, was severely damaged by our corrupt Alien Mods. Even though if I am a mod there, I did not cause nor contribute to the armageddon that struck "Glyph-Raff". "Glyph-Raff" is now filled with Alien porn, Alien gore, human porn, an excessive amount of humanposters, Alien Nazi mods, pictures of alien cock and balls, this weird cartoon thing that is called "animes", shitty opinions, and so much more. The mods encourage this disgusting behavior and also do it themselves. Since our websites are mirrors of yours, I thought that I would warn you about the potential holocaust that is going to take place soon. Our estimated year of the death of your subforum named "Riff-Raff" will take place in the year 2017. Prepare humans. What will come soon is a contagion, affecting the site as a whole. Yours truly, GayAlien, the Alien Overlord.
Ayy lmaos to all of you. I will treat you humans with respect.
