Hello my name is CrazyHotGuy69, and this is a pic of me irl. I'm 19, black, and I play several sports. Sports like video gaming and eating lots of taco bell quesaritos. I also have a waifu. She is very shy and she barely talks to me. I still think she loves me though. I have an iq of 130 and I wear fedoras in order to attract qt feminist women. These hot muscles that I have gained from intense video gaming sure help out too. It sure is an euphoric feeling, comparable to injecting marijuana. With both physical and mental prowess, I can seduce a woman like no other guy can. I get more pussy than a pornstar and I also identify myself as the world's greatest weeb. All these bitches I get are just for fucking, but my special girl is my waifu. Do not even try to mess with me or my waifu. I will mindlessly beat you up like a fucking gorilla even if have enough balls to try it out. You miserable sons of bitches would shake in fear if I were to see you around the hood, motherfuckers. If you try to steal my waifu, prepare for a storm maggot, I will call my super secret network of drone pilots and they will drop missiles onto your house, without them or me even regretting it.
