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i am God, i challage you to prove otherwise.

Last posted Apr 22, 2015 at 09:52AM EDT. Added Apr 18, 2015 at 04:47PM EDT
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I just came to this sudden realization:
im actually God, who got bored of being the most powerful being in the universe.

turned himself into a lame mortal being. and then created this whole world, just to challange himself.

So basically, all of you, and i mean ALL OF YOU. are actually MY creations.
I created you people, intetionally, so you could meme around, create jokes and laugh at my expense!

you are nohting more than figments of my godly desires to have a little laugh!

go ahead, try to disproove my theory. whatever you will do, i know it's something i inteded you to do before i made myself forget that im God

But god doesn't exist

How can God exist if mirrors don't exist?

Atheists: 0 Christians: 0 Mirrors: 1

If you were really God, as you claim, you would know how to properly write "challenge".

Hello god, have a suspension.

Loli wrote:

Hello god, have a suspension.

Jesus was suspended for your sins

Lutien wrote:

Jesus was suspended for your sins

He was banned for our porn. I'm pretty sure Jesus was a poke furry.

Last edited Apr 18, 2015 at 05:08PM EDT

Mfw a Jew made this thread.

You use incorrect spelling, incorrect capitalization, and a list of other things. Is this bait?

Phoenix Wrong wrote:

You use incorrect spelling, incorrect capitalization, and a list of other things. Is this bait?

welcome to riff-raff greenhorn.

everything is b8

You can't be God. God agrees with everything I say and you don't.

If you are god, then how come I and everyone else on this site haven't burst into flames from sucking so much cock?

"this bitch controls the entire site" – LeAlex, probably

If God created everything, then he created pork.

You don't eat pork, yet you claim to be God.

i don't know what conclusion im trying to draw but you're not god ok bye

1. God does not exist.
2. OP is God.
3. Therefore, OP does not exist.
4. Site immediately becomes 200% better.

It's a trap. Why should we prove you're not God when the burden of proof lies on the person initially making the claim. (See Russel's Teapot)

Last edited Apr 19, 2015 at 01:04PM EDT

God tends to be the king of having his dick sucked.

Yet we have like 3 mods who get their dick sucked more than OP.

Are we super gods?

You're OP. All OPs are faggots. God hates faggots. Therefore, you aren't god.

Vey

Jolly broke down.

To quote the Hitch-Hiker's Guide:

"I refuse to prove I exist," said God, "as proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

If you are God, typing this proves that you exist. Therefore, you don't. QED.

[Jolly Jew suddenly vanishes in a puff of logic]

Last edited Apr 19, 2015 at 05:28PM EDT

The Jolly Jew has become self aware. Shut it down…

Loli wrote:

He was banned for our porn. I'm pretty sure Jesus was a poke furry.

But if that's true, then why was he watching nothing but nun porn when he was living on my wall?

KYM doesn't create memes, it documents them.
You are on KYM, therefore you don't create memes.
God created memes in his image, and they are perfect.
You do not create memes, so you are not god.
But we are all his messengers, collecting the memes that he has blessed humanity with. Rise up, KYM, for those who share memes are cherished by our lord! Cast aside our petty grievances and rejoice! We are all ~~Don's~~ God's children! Covet not money and Pepes, but put your faith in the lord and his servants!