One day I came home after buying lunch, and my mom asked.
"My dear little Filler, your bed is a bit crusty"
I was shocked in fear, no way has my mom found my nasty truth! I then told her.
"It's from eating too much in bed, don't worry about it!
My mom face palmed, and she dragged me into the room.
"Look, sweetie. I check your browsing history our computer every day while you sleep, there's no need to hide those sexualized cartoon horses all day"
In pure shock. I get spooped, and confess to my mom.
"Mom, you don't understand, as it's a a cult. But, I'll admit I have masterbated to pony porn a couple times" I said in fear.
My mom sighs, then blechs out. "I know, you have a couple pics of the "MILF horse" on your phone".
As an autist, I absolutely snap in rage. "MOM! HER NAME I BUTTON'S MOM! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!" I slam the door in her face, grumbling a bit.
As of now, I am expected mental evaluation for "joining a satanic cult", oddly.
Now just let me sit in the corner.
