Here's a pretty good guide for all the posters on Riff-Raff on how to become "cool" so you can get lots of karma. Some people think karma is just a dick-measuring contest, but to others, Karma is something more meaningful. Here are some cool tips.
1. Shitpost Funpost. To become a master-memer, remember to post some cool memes, but try to actually make them funny and relevant. Nobody likes shitty, unoriginal content, you know? Also, big props to some of the best memers, Yiffer and Coolface, for being some of the best memers on riff-raff.
2. Make sure to piss Blubber off. While you may get suspended, the rustled jimmies and karma will make everything worth it. You don't need to be scared of Blubber. Even if Blubber thinks your post is bad, remember that karma will go to your favor. Remember kids, lots of karma= big dick. Have good morals and support the popular idea too.
3. Make jokes about autism and cancer. Some people think that riff-raff is a place infested with autistic users who just make cringy posts. It's not. Riff-raff is the apex of all sub-forums, believe it or not. Although riff-raff may disappoint us sometimes, remember that we have our fellow members that make pretty cool shitposts funposts to lighten up the mood. Make sure to join in on the conversation and get lots of karma. Cancer is still pretty noticeable though. We have some sub-par members that just try too hard.
4. Make a cool thread that parodies some serious discussions. Like some of the cool users, make sure to make some stunning threads about religion, feminist, corruption, government, abortion, marijuana legality, legalization of methamphetamine, legalization of bestiality, morals on same sex marriage, rape, etc. Your weiner will grow 5 inches overnight because of the vast amount of karma that you will obtain, trust me.
5. Be abusive to other users. Be an edgy motherfucker and call someone a faggot, slut, fucker, dickwad, cunt, bitch, ball-sucker, dick-jerker, cum-guzzler, or some other vulgar terms when someone makes an unamusing post that you don't admire. Always remember to say "heresy" and cuss off a member when you don't support their opinion.
6. Be a smartass. Make some astute posts about your opinion that nobody cares about. Try to be one shrewd motherfucker and back off your posts with some information you probably found on the internet. Make a cool post telling off other users with some shitty sensible phrase. All of these get you closer to the big dick you always wanted. Also, remember that everybody knows that you're a dumbfuck and your knowledge is non-existent.
Some of the information enclosed in this post is probably repetitive, but who fucking cares. Just remember that high karma= big dick. Thanks for reading my guide on how to become a cool Riff-Raff poster. Hope you have a nice time on here. Big props to Blubber for creating Riff-Raff. Without Riff-Raff, all hope would be lost.
