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for me there are 2 options

a) abandonment: the last thread is me doing mini-reviews of every bottle of blue star in the two-four i bought instead of paying the internet bill

b) we go to far: the last thread will be us zinging the staff so hard and posting full videos of disturbing pornography (maybe one of those vids where the japanese lady stabs a squirrel w/ her stiletto and 3 dudes in business suits jack off to it i dunno) that they just close the whole thing down and ban everyone who ever posted here.

what, kym, are your thoughts and theories kym?

"hopefully this one" the unfunny nerd thought to post, but he was dismayed when the cool regular guy posted it in a meta joke first.

It will be your obituary.

Hopefully this- FUCK.
Honestly though? It'll be a thread explaining why KYM's equivalent of 8chan is a much better site because it isn't as censored, and so people can avoid all the drama.

It'll be the thread where all we do are post screencaps from /b/, thereby completing our transformation.

Probably some shitty user above you thread.

Wouldn't that be a forum game thread though?

It will be a thread where No Original Names finally makes a good shitpost thread post, as that will signify the beginning of Armageddon,

Some cool fanfic about riff-raff.

A thread where all the riff raff mods permaban each other.

Years from now In a couple weeks:

• Cheezeburger gets bought by Yahoo!
• Yahoo! enforces new rules. All softcore porn banned. All Riffing banned.
• All mods banned after failing audits for their Christianity. Replaced with Yahoo! Staff
• Riff Raff slated for deletion after new staff take one look at a Particle Mare thread
• Captain Blubber writes the last post of Riff Raff. A long heartfelt ode to all the good times that takes him 10 hours to complete. He posts this thread before the shutdown, intended to be Riff Raffs final defining moment into eternity
• Jungle Yiffer slips in the last thread at the last second, right before the board is locked:
• Thread title: "Do you find the smell of poop erotic?"
• OP: "Sometimes I don't wash my hands when using the bathroom and sniff my finger all day"
• Riff Raffs final defining moment into eternity is set. Future generations will know that we were here and we loved poop
• Jamie Dubs takes back the KYM domain name, parks the domain and deletes the site

>inb4 yiffer actually makes said thread

There's no end. Fags

We all hold hands and skip into the sunset, appreciating everyones company no matter who they are, and then burn JFF to the ground. Quite beautiful to think about.

Me and Randomman already tried to permaban eachother, it turns out we can't.

Well, that's no fun.

Ah the great Yahoo war of '15, we didn't get the hint of their attack from tumblr after posting so much from there, did we? Good times.

another coolface shitpost hopefully

Your serious post of THE RETIREMENT OF RIFF-RAFF
amirite??

The light shimmers through closed blinds as RandomMan Wakes up at 5:30 p.m.

The day was as any other, the darkness of his hobbit hole embracing him warmly as he awoke from his 23 hour nap. It was time to get up. It was time to go to work. He slipped on his cum-stained fedora and injected his insulin into veins ever obscured by pasty globules of flesh. He glided over to his desk, the chair groaning as he plopped his naked ass upon it. He returned to his domain, the kingdom of memes over which he was a god. He could toy with any faucet of this hellhole, but riffraff was his desired poison. It called to him, promised the sweet embrace of salty nerd tears. He slathered his hand in lotion and checked the forums. He would have his quarry. Suddenly, light filled the room as his door was busted from it's hinges. RandomMan hissed as the accursed Rays hit his colorless skin. "MI-MA", he exclaimed in rage, "IT NOT TIME FOR OUTSIDE YET" "So", a rather nasaly voice answered, "We meet in the flesh at last". RandomMan squinted his eyes, now noticing it was in fact not MiMa. It was a towering figure, well stocked in muscle and fat. The monster before him had eyes of a glowing red hue, a wicked smile whose yellow tint shone even in the shadows of Random's Lair. He would of thought it a man, had it not been for the slight curve of its hips, indicating she was some sort of roided out bulldyke. Then he noticed her clothing. Clad in an MLP pajamas and an SS hat he had finally discovered this beast's nature. "PARTICLE MARE YOU WHORE", he screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" "Random the time has come", she cackled sadistically, "The promise you made many a moon ago has reached its age" She inched closer, the smile growing wider. "We are to become ONE" "Fuck that", RandomMan bellowed, "just one more year and I'm a wizard, I ain't letting no horse fucker muddle my destiny!". Mare's smile evaporated, tears fell as her mouth arched into a grimace. "So be it", she whispered sadly, drawing a Luger from her right pocket. Random chuckled as he drew his katana, she had no idea the immense ability of his swordsmanship. The time for posting was done, now there was to be blood. With a final scream, RandomMan charged the brony, his sword at the ready. No one left the room alive. With their gods dead, RiffRafff began to decline in its stability. Wars started, memers died, Yiffer got a life. Soon it was no more… And the world was better for it.

A shipping web of all the site's mods.

@Filler

Judging by the shipping thread, I'd say we've already survived that apocalypse