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>Be me, be 22
>Younger cousin just turns 21 and I had to miss his B-day
>For forgiveness I take him out to the bottoms (College party block)
>His mom before we leave "Stay out of trouble"
>Of course, he's the golden child that can do no wrong
>Hang at a couple houses and then I peace out at about 1am like a smart person
>Ask if he wants to come with
>Of course not, he's talking to a girl
>You're 21, make your own decisions and hopefully you have your Nikes on
>I go to sleep
>Woken up at 4am to my phone… It's his mother
>"Where is Jordan?"
>"Sleeping on the couch"
>"Check"
>"Fuck"….
>So I go bail him out
>Turns out campus security stopped him and a friend of mine walking back
>The fools ran… after drinking for about 6 hours
>Got tackled and my friend was so scared he pissed himself
>MFW I get yelled at by the mom and its my fault…

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What the fuck is up with you and your (not)green text story threads man?

OP just wants 4chan-senpai to notice him.

>wanting 4chan to notice you

As a stormtrooper, I must do this.