And today I looked in the mirror.
There was no way I was that ugly, I'm a perfect human being.
The mirrors are sexist, racist pigs. We must ban mirrors.
I went to all my close friends, telling the story of why we should ban mirrors.
"You're going full retard, dude. Calm down" My black friend said.
I shouted at him, saying he was racist to white people for dis-agreeing with me. I then smack him in the face.
Hours later, I was in court for "assault on a person", all because I protected myself from these disgusting pigs.
As expected, the court was a biased, disgusting group of KKK manchilds, they put me jail for 2 months because I slapped someone in the temple, knocking them out.
"But I was protecting myself against verbal abuse" I said.
The judge shrugged, and declared me guilty.
Now, I'm in jail for 2 months, all because I protected myself from verbal abuse!
When I get out of jail, I'm going as far as possible to ban humanity from hurting me. Because I'm special!
-A message from a Tumblr user.
