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I have returned from the dead, used the holy we3d, honked at the whores of the internet, I believe, and you will to, that I have become a savior. Yes, I may have been seen in the past as an asshole who shits in chocolate milk carton and sells it to kids. Wrong. I am back. I have the power of shitposting, bumping, and, of course, necroing. I am only going to save those worthy (probably the skeptics and skep-chicks.) I have innovated the shitpost. I whispered in the ear of Obama. I recall that day. He was a good fellow, until I ascended from the clouds, and whispered into his ear: "Look up 'german dungeon porn.' " And now he is failing to focus.

Face facts, KYM.
I am your saviour.
Accept me into your heart and thy shall smoke thy fynest kush.
It is your choice.

(if you don't accept me I'll tell faZe clan)

Who?

Yea boi a new lord has indeed arosen ;)

He's standing strong ;)

(It's muh D)

You dare challenge my abilities? Thy dick not be enough to challenge thy lord in a fight.

Thou hast done what, friend?
Dost Thou even partake in strength exercise?

I know why you've come False Shephard!
I see every sin that blackens your soul.
Wounded knee.
The pinkerkittens.
The milk drinking.
The Catting.
And of course… Anna.
And now, to repay a debt.
You've come for my Lamb.
But not all debts can be repaid, Bookercat.

booo

Isn't thy other shepard false, too?

That sheep is false!

"I have the power of shitposting, bumping, and, of course, necroing."
Openly admitting to be a mundane riff-raffer, practically identical to everyone else here ('cept Girlie who can't even shitpost properly). Welcome back, nerd. Get back in line.
Obama isn't real ya dumbass sheeple. Wake up.

Not heretical enough. I think you might need this:

Who?

The beast which I saw had an avatar like a cat, and his hands were as the hands of a masturbator, and his posts as the posts of a newfag: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great faggotry. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the forum wondered after the OP. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the OP: and they worshipped the OP, saying, “Who is like unto the OP? who is able to make shitstorm with him?”

And there was given unto him the posting of great things and blasphemies; and faggotry was given unto him to continue forty and two months. And he typed his posts in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his memes, and them that dwell in the internet. And it was given unto him to make war with the moderators, and to overcome them: and faggotry was given him over all posters, and users, and boards. And all that dwell upon this site shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the internet.

If any man have an ear, let him hear. He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the memes.

WOLOLO