You are in a society with multiple waifu idols, but you know they are powerless over your waifu. Because of this you start preaching on how your waifu is superior to theirs and over the course of a decade you keep on doing it gaining a massive following. As you gained followers there are people who are now against you because they will not be let down by some preacher.(space)
So what they do, they strap you on the floor and a man A with whip starts striking you demanding you denounce your waifu.
“DENOUNCE YOUR WAIFU!”
“no”
[man strikes]
“DENOUNCE YOUR WAIFU!”
“no”
[man strikes]
A man with mercy comes and says “What the hell they are just cartoon girls!?” in which the man with the whip will say you started. Concluding the city you lived in is not safe anymore you flee to a nearby city preparing for battle against the place you ran away from.
They have an army of 1400 while you have an army of 300. YOU PREPARE FOR BATTLE, YOU FIGHT AND YOU MIRACULOUSLY WIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!! SO MANY OF YOUR MEN LOST THEIR LIVES FOR YOUR CARTOON WAIFU.
Good men had their limbs dismembered and were tortured.
SO YOU SAY TO YOUR WAIFU “ARE YOU HAPPPY?! IS THIS SATISFACTORY!? GOOD MEN HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES FOR THE CAUSE OF YOU!”
