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Shalom! Would any of you fine gentlemen like to invest your monies in the Bank of Knowyourmeme? Not only do we personally guarantee your money is safe, but the bank is federally insured as well. Our dynamic investment strategies mean that everyone who invest gets a return on their money via interest accumulated!

/me deposits all my shekels

Deposits all my gold, Rupees, and Knick knacks

Walks into the bank with a mask on and fires gun.

EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND DON'T PLAY THE HERO!!!

Bank of KYM

Protected by the EXALT

Of course it was always the "urban" man who robs.

I will invest everything I have into Meme Bucks.

I mean, it can't be any worse than Bitcoin, right?

Hi, I'd like to convert my memes into dankness. What's the exchange rate?

ok!!

its all i got coolface

i….can….trust…you…right?

ps if you do pls spend it all, spend
on strippers and amphetemines kthxbai!!

I'd like to see how much more faggotry is left in the vaul….
Oh who am I kidding, the supply is endless

Shut up and put the +1 karma in the bag.

>friend drive pickup with drill and park near bank
>get to bank
>get drill
>get in bank
>wear mask and bring out gun

>4 mins later

"ALRIGHT! PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG! PUT IT IN!"

WTF? I entered here to rob the money but this site is already full of robbers. I will better get out of here before I get robbed myself.
(Leaves the thread silently)

This bank have cloakers as security my memecoins are safe here! Take my 9001 memecoins

You all should invest your money with me. I've come up with a foolproof idea to make everyone involved many times richer!

The way it works is that you start out by paying me money. Then you try to recruit more people to invest. For every recruitment you get, you get a share of the profits! And it keeps going like that, essentially forming a pyramid. I've decided to call it a "pyramid scheme".

This "pyramid scheme" can't possibly fail, so please invest your money with me!

Is this where I can come and collect my government subsidised meme benefits?

Notices cops showing up.

Grabs Vivian as a hostage.

STOP OR I'LL KILL HER!!!

Cop turns you from robber to corpse

Hi, may I please deposit 1 gold maymay?

Hi, may I please deposit 1 gold maymay?

This is my chance. (Steals the gun that the dead robber was using and kills the cops.)
Now I'm the only robber in this bank. Give me tour money.

We need a new crew. One with training. Guys, turn to the Heists!

Ok, wannabe gangsters, this is my turf, this is my bank, so, step back or face the wrath of my fish.

Who's first?

Hello, I'd like to take out a loan for a Chevy Sonic.

Excuse me, but is it alright if I were to borrow money from any of you fine gentlemen? I need it to buy supplies for later when I rob this place make some cupcakes.

I would like to deposit this crisp, one-donger bill.
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