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IT WAS VINCE MCMAHON ALL ALONG RIFF RAFF

Somehow I doubt there's ever been anything of any kind of importance in Riff-Raff.

Considering how Lulz is the only thing worth living for, I would argue that Riff-Raff is actually the most important board on KYM.

But you can't eat lulz, therefore there must be something else worth living for, or else we wouldn't need to eat. Until the day humans evolve to survive off lulz, we will always be inferior beings that require frivolities like food, water, and the serious discussion boards.

But how could we possibly

go on without the gorilla-walking knowledge bestowed upon us by McMahon-Sempai?

OH, WAIT. IT ACTUALLY WASN'T VINCE. SORRY!

Am I doing it right?

IT'S ME, RIFF-RAFF! ITS ME, RIFF-RAFF, IT WAS ME… ALL ALONG, RIFF-RAFF! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT HOOK, LINE, AND SHITPOST! YOU ALL BOUGHT IT! EVEN THE MODS, EVEN MY CLOSEST MODS BOUGHT IT! EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WERE MADE MEMES OF!

BUT YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. RIFF-RAFF MADE ME. RIFF-RAFF FORUM MADE ME FOOL YOU, HE MADE ME, BECAUSE RIFF-RAFF, I HAD TO TEACH YOU A LESSON THAT YOU WOULD NEVER, EVER FORGET. AND NOW RIFF-RAFF, RIFF-RAFF NOW YOU KNOW, THERE IS NO PRICE I WILL NOT PAY. THERE IS NO DEPTH I WILL NOT STOOP, TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HERE ON EARTH, RIFF-RAFF, A TOTAL, COMPLETE LIVING HEEELLLLLLL