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I am a fifteen year old socially inept fuckwit, and I could use the advice.
Should I
A) Make and offering to Loli and Blubber and ask for enlightenment
B) Suck RM's dick
C) Lurk moar
Or D) Die because why the fuck not

E) Don't shitpost.

F) All of the above

Pokefags don't survive well around these parts. You can choose to join either:
A) Weebs (if you're not one already)
B) Brones
C) Baneposters
D) Planefuckers
F) Dank memers
G) "Good taste in music" club
H) [insert popular moderator here] fanclub

Make sure to change your AV to something more related

@lurk

you forgot the most important

J) Lisa Lombardo fanclub

>"I'm too serious to shitpost. What do?"

Get lobotomised

GODAMMIT
This is why I'm always in trouble in the first place…

But I'm mostly a Pokefag….

Sure, I'm also a weeb, but my love for Pokemon overpowers it.

And that gives you power, over your weabooness?

Because you're a pokefag, you still don't understand Riff-Raff

^Dese troles ignoring a serious plea for help.
I've come up with a few steps to try and ease your way into Riff-Raff so you can better take part in our intelligent discussions. Using these quick tips the KYM community will come to love you in no time.

• Consider modifying copy/pasted material, such as SJW rants and copypastas. Some good places to start are Bane quotes, navy seals, and sexually identifying as an attack helicopter. Remember: people love content they've seen before!
• Pick a mod. Any mod (female members of the community also work, you creep). Never stop mentioning them in forum or IRC, constantly harass them, and post on their wall a lot. This is by far the fastest way to make friends online, and is a valuable skill to have.
• Find something unique that will give you a place in this loving and caring community. Some good starting ideas are making a fake KYM account, and using it to pose as a family member. If anything else, you'll be the user everyone is talking about for a while. (Free ban included, what a deal!)
• Lurk also seems to know what the fuck she's talkin' about, you can consider asking her for more help. Or obsessing over her constantly and posting on her wall every few hours.
  Lurk-senpai pls notice me.

A.) banepost

B.) write wikipedia article section forum posts in serious debate

Seriously, you didn't think of ANY option involving my humble self, either in dick-sucking or pagan offering?
SERIOUSLY?