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Hello everyone, welcome to our first YOAA meeting. Sam, Masterburner, Particle, Girlie…thank you all for coming

We're all here for a reason now. We're all the targets of Jungle Yiffers….persistent…..obsession with us.

We all know how hard and stressful it can be but we're not here to ban Yiffer. We all know he means well. We're just here to support each other and help…so…I'll go first…

My name is Blue Screen of Death and I have a Yiffer Obsession problem.

But so far it has been 13 days and Yiffer has not posted on my wall…I would like to thank Riff Raff for all the support in helping me so far fight through this struggle.

If you would like to tell your story, go ahead. Remember this is not a place to judge but a place for help and support

Remember kids: don't use a girl/brone as an AV, or else you'll be stalked by no-lifes like Yiffer

[Raises hand]

My name is Cecaelia Girlie and I too have a Yiffer Obsession problem.

I fear that my YOP is slightly more severe than other's. After all, not only has Yiffer posted on my wall pretty recently, it has also been revealed that he possesses pictures of me….. I also fear that one day it'll become too much for me I'll seek the one escape from Yiffer's obsession:Death.

However, despite this I do not want to unfriendship Yiffer. Like BSOD has said, he means well, and he is my friend.

Thank you Riff Raff for your support.

>Thank you riff-raff for your support

Special thanks to Tom Cruise as well for funding this support group.

…I have a confession to make.

I enjoy Yiffer's obsession.

Nothing makes my day quite like him repeatedly pinging my handle on the IRC to ask me to marry him while I'm trying to do something else in another window that can't be alt-tabbed out of without crashing. I am filled with glee whenever he makes a banal and unoriginal slut joke about me, and very little in this world puts me in a good mood quite as effectively as him asking me if I "suck dick" in front of everybody.

I joined this group believing that it was a Yiffer obsession fan club, so you can probably understand how disappointed I am right now. Please refund my course fee.

Particle is such a fucking slut to the point in which she confessed that she likes one of the worst Riff-Raff posters

@PM

Hmm, Particle Mare, I hate to break it to you, but you may have a very serious case of Yiffholm Syndrome

Did you know that 5/1 attended of our meetings are found to have Yiffholm Syndrome?

And that 1/1 confirmed sufferers of Yiffholm Syndrome die from rabies infections without proper preemptive treatment?

But don't worry, treatment of Yiffholm Syndrome is part of the service we offer. We are here for you

actually, judging from your closed legged bitchy posture in this photo you don't want any contact and are attempting to deter betas. But your crossed arms push up your breasts as if to present them and dare alphas to pursue you. Proving that you subconsciously want to be molested by alphas like Yiffer even if you say you don't (like all women).

>Helping useless kym users who think they're special snowflakes on this site.

Wait…
there are people who aren't special snowflakes on this site?

I'm a girl….

Hot yuri KYM animu when

Let's kickstart that shit

And then (yuri) assault wave begins

Put some meat on these grills

I'm a guy
no one obess me rite??

If those "I am a girl I am not a girl" posts on my wall mean anything, you're going to be a guy again eventually.

Agreed

Shouldn't you be hitting on underage internet girls on that other chat client while being like 24 or something yourself and STILL not finding this weird in the slightest?

RandomMan, where were you? You missed the original Yiffer obsession thread and everything.

I've come up with a fool-proof solution to all of your woes, my Yiffer-stalked friends. Yiffer clearly has poor taste in who it chooses to obsess over, right? What if we all tried being… more attractive? It would be forced to move on to the next set of lowest quality users. If we kept repeating this cycle of becoming less trash, eventually it would become starved and move on to something else. (Better personalities also work, but I think they stopped selling those when Target closed).
Also can somebody clarify which pronouns I use for him/her/fur/it/xi?

>Implying I give a shit about peoples problems and what they think of me.

Also are you even relevant to this site anymore?

Your saying he has poor taste in who to obsess over, implying that I am a low quality user….

Pfft.

You're just saying that to hide the fact that you were hitting and doting on me in the early days.

Don't think I've forgotten.

@Asura

As if you were ever relevant to the site at all

Oh so we have IRL pedos in here too huh?

>Doting

Consider it grooming. It was actually pretty nice seeing somebody so nice and innocent on this end of the forums for however long that lasted, way to go KYM. Also, ew, you're like 40 years too old for me. And I'm straight (I swear to god don't correct me on this u cheeky lil' shits it was ONE TIME and I was really tired).

1. I was never innocent.

2. The only person that became un-nice was my Riff Raff persona.

Also, uh, "grooming"?

"ONLINE GROOMING

Online Grooming by Paedophiles

Grooming is defined as "actions deliberately undertaken with the aim of befriending and establishing an emotional connection with a child, in order to lower the child's inhibitions in preparation for sexual activity with the child". To "groom" a child a paedophile must have a way of communicating with a child effectively in private. To do this they are exploiting the popularity with children of chat rooms and social networking websites."

….. Somebody make the obvious joke for me, I'm too squicked out to do it myself.

You're not the site's grossest pervert anymore!

Y'all got some weird-ass dictionaries.

And I think it's pretty rude swood to just assume we're pedophiles. Even if there's like a 75% chance of it being true. And the other 25% are the victims. On the bright side, you don't even have to leave the thread to find a support group.
…Yiffer, teach me your ways.

It's refreshing to know I'm not alone. It's also refreshing to know that someone on this Earth finds me desirable even if it's Yiffer. It seems at the moment Girlie is at the center of his attention. Keep an eye on his gaze because it switches often. Who know, he might pick up a new victim suitor any minute now. And as Blue has proven he's not only after females. Any of the brone cabal could be next. I see Laud as the most likely candidate since she's female but Caramel is also a valid target because of his nice feminine ass.

I don't see how describing yourself will get you anywhere

You do realize that everyone with a KYM account is a faggot right?

some people are more faggot than others, like you

Asura, did I ever tell you how you are my favorite hothead on this site?

Please sign my hottograph

Hey Canada boy, look at yourfaggot picture. You can't call anyone a faggot when your face is the ultimate faggot face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.

Alright, tell me how many little kids I have to kidnap to get my title back. Give me a number.

If you go to jail, not bailing you out again. I got whip-lash from poppin' and lockin' too many times from distracting the guards. I also lost too much weight to use my twerk abilities to their fullest.