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I've always knew Yiffer had liked me a little more than he needed to. Spamming up my wall with strange messages…

Constantly talking about me in the IRC….

And now it turns out he has all these pictures of me?!

…I-I fear for the worst. He must be always thinking about me, always yearning for me, looking at my pictures, talking about me… Every moment of his life, he must. I worry that it might get worse. Sure, it's pretty contained at the moment, but what if he goes full Yandere?! And then what?!

Guys, I'm scared.

Isn't it obvious? You're the new slut of the site, us boys can't handle the fact that girls will never get laid irl so we hit on girls from the internet just to get off. Good job, now you are with the likes of Master Burner, Sam, and Particle Mare. I hope you're proud.

As his father, I would be scared.

It's rather simple, dearie.
You still have a satanic anime avatar.
The only way your soul can be saved is by changing it.
:)

….W…h…a…t…?

….So this is it huh? I had a good run as the girl who doesn't understand Riff Raff, as the girl who has all the karma hasn't even been here a year, as the girl who made the cringeworthy sonic thread…. And it all comes down to…this?

No…

This cannot be my Destiny.

@Mom

Ah, screw you. Mei/Rosa is simply too kawaii.

You are not the only one, so it balances itself

I'm not sure if you're saying I'm not the only one who has slut status or saying I'm not the only one Yiffer is obsessed with, but either one is a troubling topic that cannot be accepted.

Yanderes and getting a reputation for slatternlyness, hoh boy what a combination.

@Dragon Lord

NEVER.

For in my heart, all there is is a teenaged chick who wants to be a pokemon master and fuck monster girls anyway.

ahhahahahah

pokemon masters don't AGE they stay 12 forever

ahhahhahahah

First of all, most Pokemon masters start off their journey at 10.

Second of all, they DO age.

prove it

You are not the only one Yiffer is obsessed with. And although I agree, I think it's not the same to have a Yiffer focused on one user only (you, Mare, Sam or BsOD (yeah, him too)) that a Yiffer that is equally obsessed for various users, reducing his obsession levels. That is shown in this ebin graphic I made on Paint:

Oh, I see…

Hmmmm…..

With obsession levels like these, he can't possible go Yandere for one of us unless either he hoards us all together or unless he stops caring for three of us and decides to focus on only one….

….

It's decided.

Our new goal is to keep the balance.

I'm with Zed on this one, Yiffer is like this with a few other users, but just in case jump into a furnace while taking a lethal injection.

So basically, you're saying the only escape is death?

Alright…

Go to your profile, set gender to 'male'. Slowly begin impersonating the worst kind of neckbeards, SJWs, and brones, while constantly claiming that, yes, you are a girl and girls can play video games. Only use the sluttiest avatars and every online persona of yours must be less than 50% dressed. Constantly start shit on IRC, but then use your gender as an excuse in arguments. Eventually the community will oust you as a "fake grill" and he'll move on.

Or accept the yiff-love and become his shitpost-mate for life. We'll document the wedding.

I TOLD YOU MAN.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE THIRST.

Ban him.

Get an internet restraining order. He won't be able to come within 20 URLs of you.

But what if he's behind 7 proxies?

Not everyone has the pleasure of being a mod, Loli.

give him a fistful of kabab to distract him then call some Serbians

Its kinda hard to believe that Yiffer fell for a obese 40-someting-year old posing as a girl.

Hey, I'm not an obese 40-something year old!

……

I'm not a 40-something year old!

so you're a obese 50-something year old?

The thirst is always on point when it comes to new female users

All you need to get rid of Yiffer is grow as many chins as this handsome devil.

Holy hell, I joined here 5 months before you and you have 1,000 more karma and 40 more friends than me?
No wonder Yiffer is obsessed with you.
Solution? Cover yourself with dank memes.
No one touches a dank meme.
NO ONE

You know why Girlies is basically more popular than you?
Well that's because she's a lesbo girl (or at least posing as one) and everyone wants to cash in on some of that hot yuri.

Also because the only thing you do is post in the comments, meaning you are forgotten and ignored by everyone

I think Lurk's obsessed with this idea that I am a faux gril. What do?

I mean, I'm not even a lesbian. I'm Pansexual! Fucking Patriachy.

@Girlie

Remind him that he will always remain a virgin

Don't worry you're not alone.

Don't resist it, Sam. It is your destiny to marry Yiffer. The trips in the post time show us it is inevitable.

neet.
thanks for the truth.

Just a reminder

k bye.

Cry nerd