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in this special thread, we all will expose are true spiritual identits and true sleves. free from white cis filth and and genderphobias.

im Elfkin, i belive im actually an elf, accidently born into the human world. my magic powers and pointy ears do not exist here because they are not compatible in the human world

i belive one day i will be able discover the portal to the D&D with my keen elf senses and return to my original dimension, untill then i will have to silently suffer in the world filled with evil, racist humans.

i know im elfkin because i felt i had pointy ears when i was little, and always loved elf characters in video games and movies – which are in fact real things that happened in the world im originally from and are sending all elfkin messeges to come back.

i also like climbing on trees and fighting with swords and bows. that must mean im an elf.

im also elfsexual so i can't sexually attract and be attracted to humans, i will only be able to express my sexuality proudly to other elfkin or elfs in their (and my) world.

i will have a plastic surgeon to add artificial pointy ears and blond hair.

please accept me for who i am and don't be elfsexual.

I am Ciswhitemalekin, but a lot of people on tumblr aren't accepting of people like me. Makes me sad ;(

I em spase murreen. :3

I used to be a special snow flake, but then I melted.

Damn Patriarchy.

I may be some boy at this computer. But tomorrow i will be king of Israel.

You will call me crazy, insane or tell me it is a hopeless dream. You should check your land of Canaan privilege and shut up because it is my feelings and I won't let words bring me down.I have always known this, every time I wake up from bed I say to myself "I am king of Israel" because dreams do not lie. I know this for certain because I once had a dream where it accurately predicted my desktop to be the colour black (which it was).

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I identify as flame-kin. I dream of one day burning down the entirety of civilization until nothing is left but neat piles of ash. Unfortunately, Earth is 70% water and is therefore racist to us.

I have to drink gasoline because non-flammable liquids trigger me, as well as fire extinguishers, firemen, the ocean, genderfluid people, and especially those damn waterkins. Dirty fucking waterkins… been repressing us for 5 billion years!

#KillAllWaterkins