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Particle Mare Isn't actually a fan of my little pony, she just has that avatar for fun.

Don is a member of the Illuminati. His assignment was to use memes to detract us from the upcoming New World Order.

Loli is actually a lolikin.

Every user is either a brone, a weeb, a furry or a gamergator.

99% of the users are useless to the site

Emperor Palpitoad is secretly Jesus Incarnate.

• The terrible shitposters like Filler, NON and Yiffer are actually the saviors of Riff-Raff
• The admins have a secret network of anons, tumblrites, leddit users, and various other popular site users that will start a trend on command. Tumblr and reddit seem to be the most used websites.
• all downvotes and negative karma you give will be returned one day
• All of the website's views happen because people regularly visit KYM for the porn.

A Furry isn't a furry.

-Don actually is Satan in a costume.

-Most of the users are ad-bots.

-The KYM community loves me.

-Riff-Raff is a friendly place.

We all have at least one mental disease.

Everyone is into futa.

Kym doesn't care about black people

Who play several sports.

Twenty-One faps to /ss/ everyday

All memes actually started on KYM and were sent back in time by skeletons. Anyone who denies this is a skeleton.

Captain Blubber is always drunk.

No one remembers me.

@tomberry
This is a false facts thread,why are you saying something that's true.

This site invented memes.

Entry that can't be uploaded is due to people jealousy of having a deadpool.

Don is actually an alt account. His actual account is unknown to everyone on this site but himself.

It is said that the people who find out what the name of his actual account is are put to death by mematic punishment.

Mods use the +1 well memed or +1 Deadpool as a way to confirm new memes.

Don is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Blubber is really KYM's financial advisor and signs Don's checks.

Jacob is trying to exact his revenge on the users of KYM with his censorship of everything because a meme gave him a boner once and it made him feel dirty.

There is no blood in his body. His circulatory system contains nothing but 100% pure ethanol.

Everyone is secretly an SJW.

The downvote button is used to disagree with people solely based on your opinion, not for off-topic, rude, and uninformative posts.

>This thread

if you are reading this you will never be mod

Members of the KYM have a high sense of humor, with a low rate of deliverance.

KYM is a website created by a coalition between the mole and lizard people to distract the humans into wasting all of their time on the interwebs. By creating a master meme site, they have established phase 1. Interest.
Phase 2 is already heavily underway. Memeic expansion caused by the humans seeing other memes and attempting to make their own, thus creating an exponential loop.
Phase 3 is memes get so popular, that people get internet just to browse dank memes. These memes are very pleasing to the reptilian part of the brain, in mammals this is amplified by their interest in weird shit and stupidity. Something reptiles do not understand, but can empathize with.
Phase 4 is humans are so enamored by the shinny screens they do not notice the underground folks taking over.

Thus, the lizard people regain their rightful place on the surface, and the mole people get quieter and less sexual upstairs neighbors.