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What is Riff Raff: A general guide.

Last posted Mar 23, 2015 at 09:18AM EDT. Added Mar 22, 2015 at 09:27AM EDT
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Greetings, worthless SJW-scum. If you're viewing this thread, then your head is probably pondering "what is a Riff-Raff?".

You see, Ivan. Riff-Raff is the janitors room of KYM, all the fantastic toilet cleaners are here, and are expected of all things, to share their glorious signposting master-bat… I mean master-nation!

Rule 1: Riff-Raff doesn't play it fair.

We are the "cool squad" of KYM, we have no style, nor do we have any grace. We play it rough, and if we don't like you? You're gonna have a "fun time" with BSOD's fappy folder full of real horse genitals.

Rule 2: There is no quality control.

KYM runs off indie-posting, infact, Riff-Raff is the same level as Steam Greenlight, or the Xbox Live Indie Games section. Sounds fun, right? Enjoy your barrage of shit posts, including this thread.

Rule 3: Anime mules run the site.

You see those sexualized donkeys over there? Their names are BSOD, Disturbed B, and Particle Mare. They're the "playground bullies" of KYM. As they run the "Brony Mafia". Be aware of their propaganda, too.

Final rule: You shalt never leave.

Riff-Raff is the lock to doors of Hell, in-fact, even Satan himself is too scared to go on Riff-Raff. As it's evil cannot even please the dead. Indeed, you must watch the torture known as "Riff-Raff", until the very last figment of your soul dies.

Enjoy your stay!

You forget rule 4, 5 and 6:

  • You are a fucking tryhard, no exceptions
  • Don't mess w/ blubber
  • Moderators always get more upvotes and the best jokes (especially randomman and blubber)
Last edited Mar 22, 2015 at 09:32AM EDT

Oh hey, Filler made a good thread.

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Oh hey! Filler made a good thread!

[Stares in adoration]

Last edited Mar 22, 2015 at 10:25AM EDT

Celestia Ludenburg wrote:

Riff raff is populated by black people.

>being me
>being white
>enter rr
>suddenly black,success
>get suspended, black card revoked
>white again
>FUCK

Skeletor-sm

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