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New Riff-Raff trend: Making a thread for every useless nobody that makes a few retarded comments.

This week, starring Blue Screen (of Death):

Over his time on the site he has made certain to flex his flaming homosexuality as often as possible, bragged about his alcohol addiction only to then later call it a sin after he quit (the hypocrite), and abused his mod powers to make certain a ponyporn thread wouldn't get locked.

Now bow to our new Shitlord!

I asked Blubber to make this thread. Not you. Who said you could do this?

Trying to steal that sweet, sweet precious karma off Blubber, are we randyboy?

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Are we witnessing the beginning of a great mod war!?

Are you implying something has changed?

The mods have been in an abusive polyamorous relationship together since day 1. Don't worry about them, though- the make-up orgy will be great.

BSoD is a nice guy. No, seriously. He is.

The mods have always been at war since the very beginning.

Launching our ICBM's into each others bunkers

Firing our cannons inside each others trenches

Raining down hellfire all over our faces

Gripping our flagpoles and shaking our banners with patriotic might

Let's appreciate his butt~

BSOD IRL

Bluey is mai waifuey. I should really get a dakimakura of him… :3

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@Lurk

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Blue Screen x Blubber sex tape when?

BSoD?

But what important stuff has Blue Screen Of Death done to this site?

moved a thread from riff-raff to jff and turned it into his personal fap folder.

>implying good maintained fap folders aren't the most important thing on earth

^This.

I've been lurking for quite some time now and I didn't actually realize this was a person. You're just too easy to scroll past. Happy birthday or whatever the fuck this is I guess.

Also, call the internet police about those cyberbullies. My dad works for Treyarch and he'll ban them if you ask.

Who us this scrublord and why are we making threads about him?

Cyber Bully's reactions:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Whenever I see your name, I think about Deodorant

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People who do something silly at times tend to make up for that by doing non-silly things though.

BSOD in real life:

I like him. He has good taste in music. As for my shit taste, he at least appreciates what I play. This is me appreciating the user known as Blue Screen (Of Death). You have been appreciated. Good Day.

He implied that I was canadian. FUCKING CANADIAN.

Not cool, brah,not cool. You crossed the line with that one.

We need a BSOD SFM model to make 3D "fappy fappu" fanart of this anime donkey.

KYM would be proud!

BSoD is… um… Yeah, he's..! Uh, wow… Uh… Erm…

@Lich

If you can't think of anything, don't worry. You can just use the default term: 'bronemod'

I thought the default term was "Faggot"

You a such a bully Lurk. Why are you a bully? Stop bullying me. Bully

EXCUSE ME WHITE CISCUNT
I IDENTIFY AS A TRANSNIGGER GENDERFLUID SHOTA/LOLIKIN AND YOU ARE OPRESSING ME.
B***Y HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF MY TRIGGERS, SO USE A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING YOU SHITLORD.
YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR BRONE PRIVLEGES.

WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS. I HAPPEN TO IDENTIFY AS A PURPLE QUADCUNT. HOW DARE YOU LUMP ME IN WITH WHITE CISCUNTS. YOU ARE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING OUR UNIQUE PURPLE QUADCUNT CULTURE BY GROUPING US WITH YOUR WESTERN WHITE CISCUNTS.

AND BR*** IS ONE MY TRIGGERS YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE. MY GENDER IS BRONEMOD. BR*** IS A BRONEMODPHOBIC SLUR. LEARN TO NOT BE AN OPPRESSIVE BIGOTED OVERPRIVILEDGED SCUM

Hi blue how u doin

All good, hows your Riff Rampage going?

Gr8 m8