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The boys something about what better than to search of a hit on by yup that of my first work as hard fighter pilot good for your heart you’re the sly separate bills were raised by for down on the ground the kids personal later run from the Gojipro cops just like they have for the last thirty years he’d get on the ground John Jackson and play with them I’m about shall attempt at breaking point Gulf go I want to see what’s going to happen mentally and wake up Jonathan can’t deliver when I said schools completely out of reach call skies 543 pounds try hold the play I 143 pounds using one minute your leaving..
This room youths all the time all that although dollar mom mall first time around eight seconds drop what the bleeding ten-second drop said yeah gap death good what about what you are talking about Iran’s Sun is up to the door Jonathan goodbye point was no joke my legs are shaking brief so hard following him all in my head Citysearch are coming much are you to make this work I’ll Paul 3q on drop who it was the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen Gojipro in my life use trying wouldn’t give walking down gonna walk back contacts I want to give them another opportunity thank you farmers it that’s .

Start out missionary. I take it at my pace. Slow with occasional fast pace but mostly slow so I can keep control over my semen. 10 minutes. 30 minutes. sometimes 45 minutes of great control. I can flip her over and get her in a doggy position and keep excellent control.
But what gets me is when a woman forces herself on top of me. They never ask. They jump up on me and grab my dick and shove it in them. Then they ride me like a freakin horse. They start out at fast speed and then ultra fast speed then demonic speed and finally possessed by the succubus speed. They’re like writhing on me and I always cum within a minute. Usually i’ll tell them im cumming but they wont get off and I have to grab my own dick and yank it out cause they are no help at all.
Does this happen to you? I think I can enjoy a woman on top but they have no patience. They just wanna shred your dick to pieces with Usian Bolt speed sport fyckin. Any of you ever have a woman on top that goes nice and slow? Is it possible? A woman being on top is like her basically raping you of your will to not get a woman pregnant. It’s her primal instinct to get on top and force her will over you and force you to cum in them.
Im sure it’s happened alot to men that women get on top and the man says “im cumming” and she sinks real low on his dick and traps his hips with her ass not letting him get up. Women are rapists.

PD: This is now a copypasta thread

Oh he has spoken.How should i respect a guy who is an asshole to many people and trys to be superior.You have to earn respect from me and for your information i’m 19,Black,play several sports,have a girlfriend while you are debating and obsessing over 14 year old Anime characters.Also giving me a Warning that i critizize you is tge most laughable thing ever(i’m considering insults too)You are an Asshole and like i said many people hate you.You feed these people with more Anger towards you,but you think you are special enough to get away with it.Rosalina Artworks belong in the Smash gallery no matter what you say if you are an Admin,Moderator,Gold Member etc. People complain if it is in the wrong gallery,but did they complain in my Rosalina pic?No!Only you are trying to take the upper hand and don’t let the people decide if it belongs in there.Also you commenting on that pic and getting positive answers are just your blinded fans who agree everything you say them.

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I think we were a puddle of shit community due to our behavior down at the IRC. All of you need to stop licking that sweaty ass of your role model 4chan and get back to being humans instead of non-sentient dumbasses who have to become the rudest cockswallowing walnut-dicked chicken shit excuse for a community filled with pride and dignity for their own website.

A while ago, I commented on a YouTube video. I said "I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus supported #gamergate". Reflecting on that now, I realized something.

Jesus was persecuted. He was wrongfully called a blasphemer, a false prophet, and accused of doing the work of satan. I'll have you know that we are fighting a righteous cause. We know what is the truth and it will never be suppressed. Even if we fall this day, the good guys always win. We will respawn

Loli has tried attacking the page before, keep it from happening again by reminding them who uses the site (read as pays their bills).
By the following: Keep posting NSFW and tagging it as such as usual. And if they lock the page/gallery while we follow the rules.
1.Try to get the problem mods removed and replaced by better mods.
2.Inform your friends to turn add-blocking programs on on KYM.
3.Make as much noise about it as possible, inform advertisers of KYM’s abusive/crazed mods that do not follow their site’s own rules.
Remember SJWs and abusive/crazed mods start at the small things and grow overtime. Do not let KYM become like 4Chan.

Hi.
You are wondering why this article is trending.
It’s because when people post in outrage or disgust, even mildly, it puts the article in the Trending Bar.
4chan, which once had a problem with dissenters unavoidably bumping low-quality subjects, implemented the SAGE feature, so that if a post was unpopular, responding to it would do nothing.
If you do not want articles like this to keep trending, repost this copypasta in other articles kindly ask the mods if they would implement a sage feature.

Sometimes…
sometimes I like to sit on my hand. Wait until it gets numb.
Then I masturbate; call it "the Stranger".

Have you ever given yourself a "Stranger"?

@Twilitlord

Actually I think that's a good idea.

How about I delete threads if enough people vote SAGE (Riff Raff only)

Can't we just deactivate Yiffer?

>deleting threads

will brone mods ever learn?

The fact that so many meme critics still name Knowyourmeme “the greatest or most significant or most influential” meme site ever only tells you how far memes are from becoming a serious art. OC critics have long recognized that the greatest meme sites of all times are 4chan and reddit who were not the most famous or most visited or their times, let alone of all times. meme critics are still blinded by commercial success: knowyourmeme has more visitors than any other site (not true, by the way), therefore it must have been the greatest. OC critics grew up seeing alot of original content threads of the past, meme critics are often totally ignorant of the memes of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that knowyourmeme did anything worth of being saved.

@Peacock Roy

I’m not sure if you’re trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You think I don’t know memes? In that time I have removed over 400posts for not following subreddit guidelines. In addition to my moderation responsibilities I am one of the most active writers on knowyourmeme.com. You think I don’t know memes? Then how do I write articles about them on a site called knowyourmeme? Several mainstream blogs have contacted me to ask about the recent meme phenomenon and each has been thankful and enlightened with what I had to tell them. It’s not just limited to blogs though. Several companies have asked me to review their meme ads to avoid a failure like Toyota’s meme commercial. Just last week a major food company contacted me with a paid offer to help them on a new ad campaign. I declined when I researched the company and saw that they had contributed money to socially conservative groups.
It’s safe to say that I am one of the world’s foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don’t know what a meme is?

I wouldn't be surprised if Yiffer has this image as his desktop wallpaper.

you're trying too hard

Daily reminder that the moment you first posted on Riff-Raff you are considered a tryhard, no exceptions.

FIXED

The absolute madman!
hahahahahaha!

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Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air

I should be studying

Then study

I thought funposting on KYM was considered studying

If your school assignment somehow related to shitposting, yeah. I wonder if that is even pos- Hmm